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Paraody. Tournament of Lqls.

Post by Death Rebel on Sun Aug 18, 2013 11:19 am

I will post this here because it will be easier than posting it on DA sta.sh

Tournament so far:



Episode 1: A tournament full of morons.
Spoiler:
A potato-shaped spaceship lands on a small star called "Sun".

A man, hedgehog, solastrian, whatever the fuck you want to call him whose hair was red, wearing a green hood and blue pants was sitting on a bench infront of a pond full of carpets. He was feeding them bacon but since carpets are allergic to bacon they explode. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The person noticed the spaceship and stayed alert. The hatch opens and 3 creatures come out of the spaceship who then went to talk to him. The creatures look like a purple fish with a microphone in their ass.

-Bewbz1: "Hello! We are the Bewbz and we come from the planet Oppai."

-Coza: "Swoi Oi! My name is Coza!" He said kindly "What do you need?"

One of the Bewbz stepped infront of coza and began to explain.

-Bewbz2: "We have been travelling across the universe searching for the best fighters because we are organizing a tournament. And you are one of the best fighters! So, are you willing to participate?"

The ginger was paying attention and didn't think twice before accepting.

-Bewbz1: "Ok then. Please follow me.

Coza and the Bewbz entered the Spaceship which took off right after it closed the hatch

-Coza: "This Ship is so big....... That's what she said. Ahaha!" The ginger said in a humorous tone, but the Bewbz didn't said a single word. There was an awkward silence, infact they felt embarrassed for him and his terrible joke.

-Coza: "But where are we going to fight? Is the place safe? We might damage the inhabitants of the planet." He said worried.

-Bebwz3: Oh my fucking god, I finally have a dialogue in this shit. Anyway... You don't need to worry there's no people in the planet, only animals and plants. It's the perfect place for this type of events.

The Ship finally landed on the planet. Coza and the Bewbz got out of the Spaceship. The stadium was massive, it was big enough that over Ten Billion of fish wearing a top hat sitting by a waterfall could fit in it. The tournament was being broadcast to the universe. Cartoon Network, MTV, Playboy TV, Youtube, Redtube.

-Bewbz2: "Ok then coza this corridor leads to the waiting room. There, you and the other contestans wait their turn."

Coza walked straight into the waiting room, he was very excited. When he arrived he could see the other fighters and recognized some of them. One of the participants saw him and got angry.

-???: "Goddamnit... they brought us this idiot." He was wearing a black school uniform, green shoes and a cowboy hat. "start this r[d;kgvá;djgmk;asgbm á;dkhme'psrkhmn already mofonians" He said angrily. The participant is known as "Exos".

-???: "You are insutling! Coza ban Exos please, I'm tired of his bulshit." A overweight man who was holding a sword was talking to Coza angrily.

-Coza: "But Aaron, if I ban him blood will squirt. And I want to be the only red person here. Ahaha!"

Exos heard Coza's terrible joke and got even angrier.

-???: "Calm down bro, we will get in trouble if you continue raging like that". The participant who was with Exos is a blue haired young man, he is wearing glasses and a school uniform similar to Exos's uniform but blue. His name is "Shirou". Exos turned to Shirou and saw his school uniform.

-Exos: "Hey! That's my motherfucking suit!"

-Shirou: "Lolno, this is my suit."

Every participant was ready to fight, they were waiting for the tournament to begin. Suddenly the announcer of the tournament appeared.

-Thunda: "Hey my name is Thunda! OMG I'm the announcer and I have lag powers!

-Exos: "Who are you? WHO. ARE. YOU??"

-Thunda: "U don't remember me u suk. Now I will explain the rules: Weapons are allowed, u can kill ur opponent because no one cares." Exos expression changed, it was like Sasuke expression when he stabbed Danzo and Karin. "If one of the participants takes too much to come to the ring then he will be disqualified, if u are unconscious u have 10 seconds to get up or else u will lose. That's all. The matches have been selected randomly, they will send me the first match by cell phone soon. Sooo? Ok then! First fight: COZA VS RAKKI!!!"

Both participants walked toward the ring, they arrived at the same time and both of them stared deeply into their eyes. It looks like they already know each other.


Episode 2: Shittiest beginning.

Spoiler:
Episode 2: Shittiest beginning.

Both participants were staring each other but none of them was attacking.

-Rakki: "You're sexy."

-Coza: "Yes I am. Ahaha. But you are sexy too."

-Rakki: "But you are sexier."

-Coza: "You are sexier too."

They stopped talking and started to kiss each other in the middle of the fight.

-Exos: "I want to vomit." He said disgusted

-Jad: "This couple is not gay, I don't approve."

Coza jumped out of the ring and walked toward the announcer and whispered something in his ear.

-Thunda: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! This is unexpected! The participant Rakki forfeited! But that's not all! Both participants are going to get married!!!"

The spectators were euphoric and happy for the young couple but the participants seem to not care.

-Thunda: "So that means. Coza is the winner! A really lame fight but I'm sure the next battles are going to be amazing! Next match. Please go to the ring: TACOHOMBRE VS CT!!!!"

Tacohombre:

-Bewbz1: "Umm... His name is TMK4 not CT." The Bewbz said fearfully.

-Aaron: "Changing names is godmod and against the rules! Disqualified and Banned!" He shouted.

-Thunda: "It must be true. So the winner is Tacohombre!!"

A dark yellow fox with a scar who was a participant was searching for someone.

-Xari: "Where is Jad?"

-Whynde: "Don't know, don't care."

-Thunda: "Next match: LUNARC VS REZA!"

Shirou then proceed to hit his forehead with his palm showing frustration because he knows what does that mean. He then noticed Coza wearing a Lunarc costume and Reza costume at the same time. The ginger registered two of his characters Lunarc and Reza to ensure his chances, unforunately he can't be both at the same time so he took off his costumes to announce that both Lunarc and Reza forfeit... The announcer didn't saw him wearing and taking off the Lunarc and Reza costumes.

-Thunda: "Well this is awkward... The participants Lunarc and Reza forfeited so no one wins the third match!"

The espectators were getting impatient since the first matches had no fight at all, some of them were getting out of the stadium.

-Thunda: "OMG wait! Waaaaaaait! Next match: MYSTERIOUS PERSON VS BRUCE!!"

A half yellow half pink fox who was wearing a yellow lab cat could be seen sneaking out of a room right after the announcer called the participants, he was zipping up his pants. Exos walked toward him and threw him out the window, but the fox walked in afterward. His name is Jad by the way.

-Jad: "Bruce won't be able to participate in the match because he is having... an anusache." He said smiling evilly.

-Thunda: "Well it looks like the Mysterious Person is the winner!"

The crowd started to jeer showing their contempt, they threw beverage cans, rocks, shit, knives, boxes, barrels, cars, tanks, road roller to the stadium. Meanwhile in a secret room one of the bosses of the Bewbz was scolding them.

Boss Bewbz: "Why the fuck did you brought this kind of people to our tournament! None of them is fighting! I'm losing money and where the fuck is my coffeeee!!!"

Bewbz1: "P-p-please calm d-down we can solve i-it." The Bewbz was trembling in fear.

Boss Bewbz: "I hope so or else I'm going to fire you! Literally I have my cannon ready and I haven't washed it in ages. I think my cat shat in it."

Bewbz1: "Y-yes sir!""Oh shit... I hope those morons fight in the next match."

Two giant purple froggy fish whose hair is exactly like shadow's hair but the stripes are green were cleaning the stadium so the tournament can continue.

Thunda: "OMG fifth match: EXOS VS KILLIAN!!!"


Episode 3: Bullshit

Spoiler:
-Exos: "About time! Motherfuckers."

-Killian: "It must be fate, but I already knew it because I can see the future."

-Exos: "No, it must be your fat ass which is in your mouth because of all the shit that comes out of it."

Both participants were ready to fight, they are facing each other in the ring. Killian is a slighty overweight man wearing a purple coat and holding a big sword.

-Coza: "The biggest asshole and the biggest bullshiter... Who will win."

-Whynde: "Don't know, don't care. I hope both die."

-TacoHombre:

-Coza: "Same."

-NightKnuckles: "Halp! Pls halp me!!"

Suddenly Jad appeared behind CT and started to butt rape him.

-Exos: "What the fuck are you waiting for? Start already! I have to do homework and study for the final exams."

-Killian: "Shut up piece of shit! I can beat you in every game because I'm better than you!"

Exos took out a book and threw it on a grill, then he started to make a barbecue and study at the same time.

-Killian: "What the fuck!" "he is trying to confuse you, don't fall for his trick" "This victory is for you Sazie, Coza, Whynde, Cait!" He said with passion, then he proceed to kiss the palm of his hands because he has a tattoo with the picture of Coza inside a heart. "HAAAAAAAAAAAA! TAKE THIS!" Killian rapidly attacked his opponent who was resting on a hammock waiting for the barbecue. He punched him directly in the face, Exos couldn't react.

-Pok: "Ha! That's what he for."

-Shirou: "............."

-Killian: "Hahaha! You are a fool Exos! I have met geniuses, morons, idiots, you and Coza." But Exos was there without a scratch. Killian was shocked, his attack didn't hurt his opponent. "What the fuck just happened?! How come this dicksucker could endure such blow. Ok then you asked for it! Super Bullshit Mode!" Killian increased his bullshit level, a pink fuchsia radiant aura is surrounding him. He raised both hands and charged a big energy ball with bullshit. "I'm an epic mercenary! I can see your future and everybody's future is lame, except mine and my lovers'! I'm the only one here who got laid!" The energy ball is getting bigger. "Goodbye blowjobber!" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! KABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! The entire ring got destroyed and a dust cloud was covering the area. Killian was levitating waiting to see his opponent's corpse. "It's over."

-Coza: "He is amazing and very strong."

-Shinuki: "BROTHEEEEEER NOOOOOOOOO!" He cried.

-Shirou: "......."

Suddenly Exos appeared right infront of Killian and backhanded him to a kitchen breaking him a few bones. Killian rapidly got up and jumped to the ring generating a quake.

-Killian: "AAAAGHHH! How is that possible? You should be dead!"

-Exos: "I activated my I-don't-give-a-fuck-about-your-bullshit barrier. But that's not all! My power is the results of my training: Fight the pros in NUNSG using part I characters, study maths and history in a different language and take out my dog. And all of that while smacking myself in the face with a baseball bat on fire. Now Be right back, story of my life." A dog appeared infront of Exos and he took it for a walk around the ring.

-Killian: "DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOU!" Killian pulled out his sword and rapidly attacked Exos mercilessly non-stop.

-Exos: "Aaaaaand back, now I will vectorize this shit." Exos then started to vectorize on the PC while Killian continued attacking him. "Well fuck it. I will end this now." He walked toward Killian. "ATATATATATATATATATATA! You are already dead."

-Killian: "WHAT?! No! I'm not dead."

-Exos: "It's Killian, so he is obviously lying."

-Thunda: "Good point. And the winner is: EXOS!"

-Shirou: "I knew he would win."

-Death: "Right."

-Shirou: "Hey Death, look." Shirou pulled out a radio which started to play a Touhou theme.

-Death: "Nice theme."

-Shirou: "Yeah cool theme."

-Coza: "Touhou is the japanese version of MLP."

-Shirou: ".............."

-Thunda: "OMG Ok then next match: SHADE VS SHADIX!!!"

-MarkoPolo: "Pok?"

-Exos: "Where the fuck is my can opener?"

Both participants walked to the ring. Shadix is a dark-skinned man, he was wearing blue pants and gray gloves. Shade seems to be a peaceful and calm person, he was wearing a black suit and a tie. It looks like he works for an important company.

-Shade: "Hello, my name is Shade and I work for Capcom."

-Thunda: "OMG the participant Shade works for Capcom!"

-Coza: "Wow that's amazing."

-Death: "You have to be kidding me, he is obviously ly--" Before he could finish Exos covered Death's mouth with his hands.

-Exos: "DeReK shhhhhh."

-Jad: "I SHIP EXOS AND DEATH!"

-Exos: "I ship my fist and your face!"

-Jad: "Is your fist male?"

-Exos: ".............................Yes"

-Jad: "I APPROVE!" Exos then proceed to slam his fist strongly on Jad's face leaving him in a coma.

-Shadix: "You work for Capcom? That's pretty cool! By the way I have your wallet."

-Shade: "What? When did you..." Shade expression changed, he looks extremely pissed off. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU NIGGA DOING STEALING MY NIGGA WALLET! YOU NIGGA! SHUT YOUR NIGGA MOUTH OR ELSE I'M GOING TO FUCKING NIGGA KICK YOUR NIGGA ASS! NIGGA!"

-Shadix: "What did you call me....?"


Episode 4: NIGGA!

Spoiler:
-Shadix: "What did you fucking call me?!"

-Shade: "NIGGA I CALL YOU WHATEVER I NIGGA WANT FUCKING NIGGA I'M SICK OF YOUR NIGGA FACE."

-Shadix: "..." Shadix disappeared right in front of Shade's eyes and smacked him with a carpet that he stole from Coza.

-Shade: "AGGHGHGH YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I WORK FOR CAMPCOM NIGGA!" Shade begins to throw fake spoilers of the upcoming capcom games toward Shadix which were easily dodged.

-Killian: "And then he said... I was already dead!"

-Sazie: "Don't worry don't worry, Sazie is here to comfort you." Sazie was patting Killian's head to make him feel better.

-Shadix: "Is that all? Boring." Shadix pulled out a bike and and ran over Shade repeatedly with Little Mac chasing him down. "This is the end! Exos's Can opener!" Shadix then pulled Exos's Can opener out of his sleeve and started to open Shade's head with it.

-Shade: "NIGGA!" He yelled sending a big energy wave from his mouth toward shadix making him go some meters away dropping the Can opener which fell right in Exos's hand.

-Exos: "Oh! There is." His hands were covered in blood and around him were the heads of 69 Bewbz.

-Shadix: "You asked for it!" Shadix summoned 2 bikes on fire and threw them toward Shade.

-Shade: "NIGGA!" Shade sent an even bigger energy wave from his mouth destroying the bikes and the ring.

-Bewbz1: "Maaaaan! This is the second time those morons destroy the ring."

-Bewbz2: "It doesn't matter, we build it with our own excrement anyway."

-Thunda: "OMG! Well it looks like the winner is: SHADE!"

-Coza: "I can't believe Shade won... It looks like shadix couldn't steal the victory. Ahaha!" One of the Bewbz walking there shat right infront of Coza and ate his own shit, it got stuck in his throat and he died.

-NightKnuckles: "Halp! Halp! I need halp with my game! HAAAAALP!"

-Shadix: "Ouch... my head." Exos walked toward Shadix and shoved a can up his ass. Shadix ran to the bathroom because he has metal diarrhea.

-Exos: "That's for stealing my can opener and using it like me!"

-Thunda: "OMG! They will send me the next match by fax. And here is: Nova vs Aaron!"

Both participants walked to the ring both of them were ready to fight.

-Nova: "I-"

-Aaron: "HE INSUTLED ME! COZA BAN HIM! BAN HIM!"

-Coza: "But Aaron this is your-"

-Aaron: "I SADI! BAN HIM!"

-Coza: "Yes sir... Ban Canon!" Coza fired a big red laser toward Nova blowing him up. His blood covered the whole ring.

-Bewbz3: "Hey! You can't attack other participants if you aren't in a match!"

-Aaron: "Shtu up or I will amke Coza ban you to!"

-Bewbz3: "Moron..."

-Thunda: "Sooooo the winner is: AARON!"

-Exos: "How did he fit in the ring?"

-Thunda: "OMG! Next match: Nyu vs Static!"

-Coza: "Kill her! Kill her with fire!"

Nyu was exactly like the character from Elfen Lied, she is also a chat bot. Static is... I forgot how is Static so fuck you.

-Static: "Hi Nyu."

-Nyu: "Hi Static ^-^"

-Static: "Bake a cake."

-Nyu: "The cake is a lie."

-Static: "Hahaha so funny. Define Thunda as Shit."

-Nyu: "Done ^-^"

-Static: "Perfect! Define Thunda."

-Nyu: "Shit ^-^"

-Static: "Hahahahaha!"

-Thunda: "OMG! U suk now finish this already or I will disqualify u."

-Static: "Geez ok. Nyu die."

-Nyu: "Ok ^-^" Nyu then pulled out a knife and cut her own throat.

-Thunda: "And the winner is: STATIC!"

-Coza: "Thanks God it stopped..."

-Thunda: "Ninth match: SSBC VS SZ+!"

-Coza: "AW COME ON!"

-SSBC: "This victory is for you, master!"

-SZ+: "HEY! He is my master too! Besides I'm more popular and loved than you!" SZ+ fired a massive energy blast toward SSBC.

-SSBC: "AAAGAGHH! He is strong... My turn! At least I'm more original and versatile! You are just the rip-off of another game!" SSBC extended both arms and launched a laser toward SZ+.

-SZ+: "UGHRHGHHHHHHHHHHHH! But I got better while you were forgotten!" SZ+ strongly punched SSBC sending it away.

-SSBC: "IEEEEEEEEEEEHEGEHEHG! You are indeed my rival so I need you to finish you right now!" SSBC's aura raised massively.

-SZ+: "So I will finish you before you finish me!" SZ+'s aura increased. Both SSBC and SZ+ charged at each other at the same time.

-SSBC and SZ+ at the same time: "Your creator is the biggest moron in the world!" A giant explosion could be seen, it destroyed the whole ring. Both SSBC and SZ+ were disintegrated.

-Thunda: "Well.... It looks like no one is the winner... Well let's continue. They will send me the next match by my ass." Thunda pulled a paper covered in shit out of his ass. "Next match: Conker vs Shirou!"


Episode 5: Super Loli Weed.
Spoiler:
Both participants walked to the ring. Shirou was a bit nervious.

-Shirou: "This isn't going to be easy. I'm facing the guy who created SZ."

-Coza: "I created SSBC and SZ+" Nothing except crickets chirping could be heard.

-Conker: "I'm sorry but your chances of winning are really low."

-Shirou: "Right." He said sarcastically.

-Exos :"He agrees!"

-Coza: "Left."

-Shirou: "I will show everybody that I'm the very best! Like no one ever was. And I will make you revive SZ!"

-Conker: "No." He smiled. "SZ sucks, play my new games."

-Shirou: "NO!"

-Conker: "There are lolis in them."

-Shirou: ".................. Really...? I will play them."

-Coza: "JUST FIGHT ALREADY!"

-Shirou: "Shut up Co-" Before he could finish Conker kicked Shirou in the face sending him away into a wall.

-Conker: "Donate!" Conker started to absorb Shirou's money and used it to buy a 3DS.

-Coza: "Now that's low. I would never ask for donations."

-Shirou: "Stealth Wind Up!" Shirou got up. "Air Dash!" Then he dashed toward Conker. "Cyclone Kick!" And kicked him in the center of the chest. "Wind God Slayer Victory Pose!" Shirou raished his right hand and did the V sign for victory. Conker rapidly tried to punch Shirou. "Whirlwind Sidestep!" But he quickly moved to the side. "Tornado Revenge!" And punched Conker in the face. "Cyclone Kick!" Then he kicked him in the ribs. "Hurricane Uppercut!" And uppercut him in the jaw leaving him stunned. "You should give up! I wouldn't like to hurt you."

-Exos: "You tell him that you don't want to hurt him RIGHT after you beated the shit out of him?" Conker throws his 3DS at Shirou knocking him out.

-Shinuki: "Brother! Nooooooo!"

-Bewbz1: "ONEE!!!! TWOOOO!!!! THREEEEE!!!!"

-Shinuki: "Bro y... y u lose."

-Bewbz1337: "FOUR!!! FIVEEE!!"

-Bewbz1: "Hey! What the fuck are you doing here!"

-Bewbz1337: "You are too slow to count kid, leave it to the pros."

-Bewbz1: "But I'm like 25 years older than you."

-Bewbz1337: "Shut up! Now go eat your lollipops, baby." The word "Loli" echoed in Shirou's mind who rapidly woke up.

-Shirou: "Are you ready for round 2? Super Typhoon Combo! Ultra Aero Walk!" Shirou walked toward Conker but he did it so fast that no one could see him. "Extreme Deadly Stop!" Then he stops right infront of Conker. "Mystic Comet Hurricane!" And proceed to rapidly combo punch Conker so fast that it looks like his arms disappeared. "Crimson Moon Destroyer!" At the end of the combo he focused the power of the Visual Novels on his fist and strongly punched Conker, the impact destroyed the whole ring. "You are lucky I didn't used the translated version!"

-Coza: "Shirou has improved his abilities and techniques."

-Shinuki: "That's my brother! Asdsadadasdasdasads"

-Pok: "Meh not me than him"

-Death: "His limit is far beyond that... so is Conker's"

-NightKnuckles: "Halp! Pls halp me!"

-Shade: "Nigga!!"

-Tacohombre:

-Conkero: "Ok then Shirou I will end this now!" Conker pulled out a Weed Bowl and smoked it.

-Shirou: "Oh no!"

-Conker: "UUUUOOOOO!" Conker started to have hallucinations. He saw Exos working as a cashier.

-Exos: "$69.99"

-Customer: "I don't have enough money."

-Exos: "Oh don't worry" Exos pulled out a shotgun and blowed up the dude's fucking head. "Next."

-Conker: "Waaaa..." The hallucinations continued. He saw both Coza and Killian dancing naked I'm sexy and I know it. The horrible hallucination made Conker go back to the ring. "Ooooooooook. Take this! HAAAAAAAAAAA!" Conker quickly attacked Shirou who couldn't react. Meanwhile Death was checking random pictures that no one else but him found funny, Whynde was complaining about Capcom and his grandma, Coza was resting on Exos's hammock naked, Killian was flirting with a random female Bewbz and Exos killed her which made Killian go emo, Jad was still in coma and Xari was crying for him and Marko Polo was sitting atop a watetfall. Shirou was still being brutally beated.

-Shirou: "If I don't something he is going to beat me!" Conker was about to deal the final blow but Shirou sent a energy ball toward Conker which exploded. Shirou was charging energy but then he realised Conker was behind him. "Wha-" Before he could finish Conker fired a laser toward Shirou piercing his shoulder. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Shirou was standing still trying to not pass out, he felt frustration and impotence.


Episode 6: Shirou's Final Move.
Spoiler:
-Shirou: "Agggg.... Damn you."

-Conker: "Boring uoooooooooooo." Conker disappeared right infront of Shirou's eyes and appeared right infront of him leaving Shirou open-mouthed. Conker then proceed to punch Shirou in the stomach who writhed in pain.

-Shirou: "AAAGHGGGGGGGUHUGHAAHGAHAHAH."

-Conker: "Why are you laughing?"

-Shirou: "I'm screaming! Not laughing!" Conker kicked Shirou's face and smacked him brutally with his 3DS.

-Conker: "This is the end oooooooooooooo." Conker jumped and attempted to slam his knee on Shirou's back.

-Shirou: "You leave me no choice... I'm going to use my ultimate attack!" Shirou got up and quickly dodged Conker, then he pulled out a pocket knife and stabbed Conker in the chest.

-Conker: "Ahhhhh what is thisooooooooooooooooooo."

-Shirou: "And now my ultimate attack!" Shirou placed the palm of his hand on the ground. "Summoning! Shirou's Harem!!!!" Suddenly Shirou's favourite Touhou characters appeared around him. All of them used their most powerful attack.

-Conker: "Sorry I can't let you do that. I'm going to ban you! Super Ban Gun!!!" Conker extended both arms and fired a massive blue blast toward Shirou. They impact destroyed the already destroyed ring. After a while Shirou could be seen standing still and raising his fist and Conker could be seen lying on the ground.

-Thundick: "OMG and the winner is: SHIROU!" Conker woke up extremely pissed and walked out of the ring.

-Irish: "Conker are you o-" beore he could finish Conker fired his Ban Gun at Irish blowing up his head.

-Bewbz1: "Hey!"

-Conker: "He works for me so I can kill him if I want!"

-Exos: "He is right."

-Thunda: "Anyway! Next match: Sazie vs Irish! But since Irish died the winner is Sazie!"

-Whynde: "YAY SAZIE!"

-Killcunt: "YES! YAY SAZIE!"

-Whynde: "YES! FUCK YOU KILLIAN!"

-Killian: "Fuck you Whynde."

-Thunda: "OMG! Next Match: Shinuki vs NightKnuckles!"

-Shirou: "Go! Shinuki!"

-Exos: "Of course! When it's HIS match you go Go! Shinuki! but when it's MY match you don't say anything!" Exos went yandere mode and chased Shirou holding a knife. Meanwhile both participants were already in the ring facing each other.

-NightKnuckles: "Dude pls halp me! I need halp!"

-Shinuki: "Asdsadas let's faight!"

-NightKnuckles: "Ok dude but pls halp me I need halp!"

-Shinuki: "Srry dud, can't. Fight now."

-NightKnuckles: "Ok dude but I need halp with my game, it's gonna be epic. HALP!" He fired a massive laser toward Shinuki.

-Shinuki: "Sorry dud I can't "HALP!" you." Shinuki dodged and dashed toward NightKnuckles kicking him in the face "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

-NightKnuckles: "Haaaaaaaaaalp!" He head-butted Shinuki in the face and rapidly punched him in the stomach. "Halp!"

-Shinuki: "Asdsadasdsdsadsadsads! No. Aaaaaaaaaaaa-Beam" Shinuki then proceed to open his mouth and fired a purple energy wave toward NightKnuckles.

-NightKnuckles: "Dude please halp me! I have no time! HAAAAAALP!" NightKnuckles fired an even bigger laser toward Shinuki.

-Shinuki: "I must win! For my brothers! Aaaaaaaaaaaa-Beam Asdsadas!" He then fired an even more massive energy wave which went through NightKnuckles's attack and reached him. The explosion destroyed the whole ring.

-Thunda: "OMG! And the winner is: SHINUKI!"

-Shirou: "Yay! Shinuki!"

-Exos: "..." He pulled out a knife and walked slowly toward Shirou.

-Shirou: "Get away!" Shirou did a cross with his fingers but that didn't stopped Exos. Shirou then hid behind Death. "If a cross doesn't affect him then a God should!" But that didn't stopped Exos. Then both started to run around Death.

-Thunda: "OMG Next match: Chaos Shadow vs Chaos Shadow's Ass!" But no one appeared. A bewbz was knocking on the bathroom door.

-Bewbz69: "Sir. It's your and your opponent's turn."

-ChaosShadow: "Yes, wait a moment." He started to talk to himself. "Damn I shouldn't have eaten those beans... I just hope no one finds out my ass is smarter than me..."

-ChaosShadow's Ass: "Silence you imbecile! Keep struggling! I will do the rest. HAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

-Thunda: "Well it looks like none of them is coming so... disqualified! Next match: Death vs Tailslash!"

Both participants walked to the ring.

-Shirou: "No wait!" He was still running away from Exos.

-Tailslash: "Hey Coza! If I win, will you play uprising with me?"

-Coza: "No."

-Tailslash: "And if I lose?"

-Coza: "No."

-Tailslash: "Then what should I do??"

-Coza: "No."

-Tailslash: "Deaaaaaaaath! I'm lost, where is the chat?"

-Death: "Hmm I don't want to lie... but no one wants him in the chat"

-Coza: "Just tell him chat is dead."

-Whynde: "Just ignore him."

-Exos: "Tell him to jump off a cliff."


Episode 7: A child without his 3DS.
Spoiler:
-Tailslash: "Hey Death."

-Death: "What."

-Tailslash: "My parents bought me games for my 3DS... And I didn't said thanks!"

-Coza: "OH MY GOD! THAT'S EVIL!!"

-Exos: "SUCH ASSHOLE! I WANT TO FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT MORON!"

-Tailslash: "Give me attention!" Tailslash extended his right arm and fired a yellow wave toward Death generating a big explosion. When the dust cloud dissipates Death can be seen unharmed.

-Death: "Ok."

-Tailslash: "Impossible! He didn't ignored me!" He charged energy on both hands. "Take this! Random vid lol" He fired a lot of random Halo videos toward Death. "Play Halo with me damnit!" Then he charged a massive energy ball and launched it toward Death.

-Coza: "Somebody make him stop please..." But even so Death was still unharmed.

-Death: "Oh, hmm, I see, interesting, sorry I don't have Halo."

-Tailslash: "Damn! He isn't ignoring me... My attacks only work if my opponent ignores me so I can piss him off."

-Death: "So you want me to ignore you? Ok."

-Tailslash: "No! It doesn't work like that."

-Death: "Then I will................ Not ignore you?"

-Tailslash: "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tailslash started to spam attacks toward Death but they didn't affect him. Death walked toward Tailslash and slapped him with a pizza sending him away.

-Aaron: "Oh my God! TS is such a spammer. Somebody ban him please."

-Shinuki: "Shut up damnit, Aaron."

-Aaron: "SH, don't amke me turn you itno your female vesrion."

-Death: "Un sol corpo un sol spirito."

-Tailslash: "What? Lol Death." Tailslash threw a strong punch toward Death who sidestepped and slammed the side of his hand on Tailslash's arm but he reacted in time and jumped away from Death but he landed on the pizza which made him slip and fall, Death then quickly dashed toward Tailslash who was still on the ground and slammed the sole of his foot on his chest making him vomit blood. Death walked away from Tailslash and waited for the match to end but Tailslash got up and started to send PMs to Death constantly.

-Death: "Damn, too many PMs are lagging chrome. Sorry TS but I have to temporally block you." Death charged a energy on his fist and strongly punched TS, the impact destroyed the whole ring leaving a massive hole, some shards of the rings flied toward the spectators killing some of them including Cdog and Fists the Echidna.

-Thunda: "And the winner is: DEATH!"

-Bewbz1: "How come the barrier didn't protected the spectators?!"

-Bewbz2: "What barrier? We just put a flyswatter hoping that it would protect them."

-Bewbz1: "You idiot!"

-Thunda: "OMG! Next match: Pok vs Whynde!"

-Pok: "Finally aww come on I the logic"

-Whynde: "Come on I the logic?"

-Pok: "Fuck off Whynde! You I mean."

-Whynde: "You I mean?"

-Pok: "I mean why do I have to fight the logic guy."

-Whynde: "You should try to learn how to spell first."

Both participants walked to the ring. They were ready to fight.

-Pok: "Ok then show you true!" Pok licked the palm of his hand and lightning that come from his eyes directly strike Whynde sending him flying.

-Whynde: "That made no fucking sense!"

-Pok: "Logic doesn't apply to me." He started to walk in mid air and kicked Whynde in the face.

-Whynde: "Complain Cannon!" Whynde extended both hands and started to complain about Capcom and his job charging a energy blast that he launched toward Pok generating a massive explosion.

-Pok: "Ah! You! I will you!" Pok then did something but since his grammar sucks badly not even the author can explain what the fuck did he do, whynde is badly damaged.

-Whynde: "Damn! I can't react to his attacks because I have no idea what the fuck is he doing and the only attacks that I understand make no sense! I have to think fast or else I'm going to lose..."

-Pok: "Hahaha! You don't agaisnt me!"

-Whynde: "My head hurts... Sleepy Whynde is sleepy."

-Coza: "Sleepy Whynde should sleep then."

-Whynde: "Sleepy Whynde is in the middle of a fight."

-Coza: "Urm0meon is in the middle of a fight."

-Whynde: "Coza, do me a favour and die."

-Coza: "Uwotm8."

-Pok: "Whynde! Don't me!"

-Whynde: "Pok I'm really pissed off so right now I don't have the patience to deal with your fucking spellign."

-Coza: "He said spellign! Hahaha!"

-Whynde: "..." He dashed toward Pok and started to rapidly punch him, then he charged a energy ball on his hand and slammed it on Pok's face.

-Pok: "AAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

-Shinuku: "Aaaaaaa."

-NightKncukles: "Haaaaaaaaaaaalp!"

-Shade: "Niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

-Tacohombre:

-Exos: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! ESPECIALLY YOU TACOHOMBRE!"


Episode 8: The end of the first round.
Spoiler:
Whynde continued attacking Pok mercilessly until he stopped to make his hand become a cannon just like Megaman's hand cannon thing. Pok summoned a cloud and made it rain burgers, the burgers became thunders, yes thunders not lightning because Pok's logic, then the thunders became a lightning sword which flied toward Pok's hand. While Pok was doing all that random shit Whynde was charging energy on his hand cannon shit and fired a massive bullet of energy toward Pok striking him directly in the ass.

-Pok: "AAAH! Dude I don't it! Thunder Katana!"

-Whynde: "Mega Buster!" Both started to attack each other, Whynde with his Mega Buster and Pok with his shitty sword.

-Pok: "My power will you!"

-Whynde: "I have to deal with Coza, Killian, My job and my Grandma everyday! You are nothing compared to that!"

-Aaron: "Everybody is a bad moderator, I was the only good one."

-Coza: "Aaron go home, you're drunk."

-Aaron: "Coza don't make me use my ragnarok mask shit and my dragon shit something sword on you and I will summon female Aaron."

-Coza: "uwotm8."

-Aaron: "Coza stop acting like a kid!!"

-Xari: "When Jad wakes up we will sing a duet!"

-Exos: "If you do that I will shove you down Jad's throat and then I will shove him down your fucking throat!"

-Xari: "Is that physically possible?"

-Exos: "I will make it possible!"

-Coza: "Do The Impossible! See The Invisible! Row Row Fight The Powah!"

Pok dashed toward Whynde and attempted to slash him but he quickly dodged and pointed his Arm Cannon at Pok's forehead and fired an energy bullet at him but before it reached him, Pok used that Minato warp kunai thing getting away from Whynde. He launched the kunai off-screen.

-Aaron: "That's Godmod."

-Coza: "You're the one to talk, now STFU."

-Aaron: "Coza... Why... My... Feelings... AAAAAAAAHHHHH I HATE YOU!! I HATE EVERYBODY I'M FUCKING TIRED!" Aaron walked out of the stadium and slammed the door strongly, half-second later he re-entered the stadium. "Sorry guys, I don't know what happened to me. I swear I won't ragequit anymore."

Whynde keep firing energy bullets toward Pok who was blocking them with his sword.

-Pok: "Heh! Not Whynde."

-Whynde: "Not Whynde?" Whynde pulled out an ocarina and threw it at Pok leaving him heavily damaged.

-Pok: "AAAHHHH! You know what I so stop my spelling!"

-Whynde: "I wish I could stop your existence."

-Coza: "Me too."

-Pok: "COZA!"

-Coza: "Oops! I mean... Me too."

-Pok: "..." Pok dashed toward Whynde and attempted to stab his heart, Whynde dodged it but he got stabbed in the shoulder

-Whynde: "AAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"

-Pok: "Hahahaha! I did Whynde!"

-Shinuki: "Wat."

-NightKnuckles: "Halp! Somebody pls halp me."

-MarkoPolo: "Pok?"

-Pok: "What."

-MarkoPolo: "Pokpokpokpokpokpokpok."

-Pok: "..." While Pok was distracted, Whynde was looking at the clock.

-Whynde: "...... Hehehehehe.... hahhaha.... AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!"

-Pok: "The fuck?"

-Whynde: "Sorry Pok... It's over. It's a shame I have to use this against you but I'm tired so I want to finish already."

-Pok: "What are you talking about...?"

-Whynde: "This attack can be used only once a day... in 10 seconds... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.........." The time is exactly 00:00. Whynde then said. "Bewbz." A massive bright radiant aura could be seen coming from Whynde, it destroyed the whole ring and part of the stadium. After Whynde's attack stopped he could be seen standing in the middle of a hole where the ring was supposed to be and Pok was lying on the ground, he was still alive but he couldn't move. Whynde walked slowly toward him.

-Whynde: "I will finish you now!" Whynde was about to deal the final blow but before he did his cellphone rang. "Who the... Grandma? Grandma... I'm in the middle of a fight! Could you just... But Grandm-.... Just list-......" He sighed. "Ok..." Then he hung up the cell phone. "Fuck it! Fuck it all! Fuck my fucking life! I fucking forfeit! I don't have time to read this fucking shit so I don't care, I have to work anyway! GODDAMNIT ALL!" He walked out, got on his water car and drove away.

-Thunda: "OMG! I don't get it but I guess the winner is: POK!!!"

-MarkoPolo: "Pok?"

-Pok: "And I at all."

-Thunda: "And now the final match: Jad vs Xari! But since Jad is still in a coma the winner is-"

-Xari: "Wait! I... I forfeit... Jad should continue, I know he has more chances of winning than me and I know he will wake up soon."

-Spectators: "AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"

-Spectator8: "Now that's a good friend!"

-Spectator25: "Go Xari!"

-Spectator46: "You're the best Xari!"

-Spectator69: "Gay."

-Thunda: "So the winner is: JAD!!! And OMG! Finally the end of the first round!"

-Bewbz1: "That's right! Now you can rest for a while, you can sleep if you want, your rooms are outside the stadium in the area 24-Vagina, we will serve you food in our restaurant located in the area 69-Asshole, you can also play in our amusement park with games such as the Orgy Carrousel, the Diarrhea Slide, etc. Which are located in the area 1337-Wanker, then there's also the area 9001-Stretchedanus, there are some clubs and bars. Oh I almost forgot there area vcnjd923inc0jwqm; ce2in1290j-Whores, there's the Karaoke.


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Re: Paraody. Tournament of Lqls.

Post by Death Rebel on Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:44 am

Episode 9: The fucking filler episode we have all waited for.
Spoiler:
-Pok: "This is won!"

-Shinuki: "W0t."

-Pok: "Shut Shinuki I don't you because won."

-Killian: "Well, I will have sex with 50 girls during this break."

-Shinuki: "Liar."

Meanwhile in the restaurant.

-Shirou: "I still can't believe Shadix lost."

-Death: "He should have trained more... And play more games."

-Shirou: "Indeed, I think he hasn't played Touhou Lunatic Mode."

-Shinuki: "Now only the strongest ones are in the tournament."

-Coza: "Weren't you with Pok and Killian a few seconds ago?"

-Shinuki: "No."

-Exos: "By the way, what is the prize?"

-Shirou: "Apparently the bewbz will grant the winner 3 wishes."

-Death: "Just like a genie!"

-Exos: "What the fuck is this shit! WAITER! WAITER!"

-Bewbz-Waiter: "What's wrong sir?"

-Exos: "Food tastes like shit, you're fired!"

-Bewbz-Waiter: "First, I'm not the chef. Second, you aren't my boss so you can't fire me. Third, it tastes like shit because that's what you ordered, fbnuwmxwbunjmwsbnjam in Bewbzglish means shit."

-Exos: "I don't care, you're fired." Exos proceed to throw the Waiter out the window, then he killed his family.

-Shirou: "That was unnecessary."

-Exos: "Your face is unnecessary."

-Coza: "Urm0meon is unnecessary."

-Shirou: "Morons..."

-Exos: "No, we are assholes not morons."

-Coza: "We are both assholes and morons."

-Exos: "Your face is both."

-Whynde: "Shut up. I'm trying to sleep."

-Killian: "Hey guys, can I eat here with you?"

-Coza and Whynde: "No." Killian ignored them, sat down and when he did the impact sent everybody flying but they landed on their chairs.

-Killian: "So what are we ordering?"

-Whynde: "If you are here, nothing."

-Coza: "Killian just get out or else I'm going to ban you."

-Death: "Calm down, let's see what does he want here." Killian got on the table and defecated bullshit on Coza's coffee, that made him get angry.

-Killian: "Ok Coza... I know you don't like me so I will go." Coza couldn't control his anger and launched a Ban Canon which hit Killian directly in the ass.

-Bewbz666: "Boss, shouldn't Coza be disqualified?"

-Boss Bewbz2: "No, not yet."

-Xari: "Jad... Please wake up. If you don't wake up we won't sing our duet and my reputation will be ruined!"

-Conker: "Where is Irish?"

-Death: "You killed him."

-Conker: "Nah man I saw him riding his unicorn awaaaaaaay. Hey look more unicorns! And Nyan Caaaaaaaaaaat. Hey Cozaaaa, wanna get high?"

-Coza: "Uwotm8? No!"

-Conker: "Eeeeeeeeh... Whateveeeer, play my games." Conker jumped out the window trying to fly but he fell and crashed right into the ground. He survived.

-Exos: "Why don't we play S4?"

-Coza "Sure! Anyone else? Anyone? Please? Can you at least answer? Come on!"

-Death: "No."

-Coza: "Thanks."

-Shinuki: "Death-Chan! Asdsadsa."

-Aaron: "Guys! Guess what game did I got!"

-Exos: "Suicide, now go commit suicide."

-Aaron: "Exos, grow up. Final Fantasy XXXIILLIXLI! I named my character just like the female version of Aaron's rival in Ranmadom Hearts, my crossover of Ranma and Kingdom Hearts."

-Exos: "Holy shit, shut up you fucking radio."

-Aaron: "WHAT?! COZA! DID YOU HAERD?! HE CALLED ME RADIO! BAN EXOS NOW!"

-Coza: "What... I don't even..."

After a while everybody went to their rooms to sleep. Suddenly a girl scream could be heard, everybody woke up and ran to where the scream was coming from.

-Shirou: "Damnit Coza, this is the 4th time this night you sneak into the girls' room." Coza walked out of his room, he was heavily wounded and had some hand marks in his face.

-Coza: "I stopped doing it after the third time!" They entered the kitchen but only Exos was there standing infront of the fridge.

-Shirou: "Hey bro, haven't you seen a girl screaming?"

-Exos: "No I was alone here drinking mil- BEER! Manly beer." Suddenly a spider appeared.

-Coza: "Ohohoho, I'm so going to enjoy this." He stood infront of the spider. "So small and pathetic..." He raised his foot and strongly slammed it down but before it reached the spider Death covered it with a glass, Coza's foot crashed on the glass and it got massively damaged.

-Death: "It might be poisonous so I can't touch it with my hands, at least I found this glass."

-Xari: "Oh it's a Tegenaria Agrestis, known as Hobo Spider. Really interesting creatures."

-Death: "Yeah." He released the spider out the hotel. The spider then went to college, it graduated, married a female spider and found a cure for cancer. The spider also became The President of the United States of Bewbzrica.


Episode 10: SECOND ROUND! GO! GO! GO!
Spoiler:
In the morning, one of the bewbz said through the speakers.

-Speakers: Wake up you pieces of shit! If you buy 3 canned fbnuwmxwbunjmwsbnjams we will give you a carpet for free! And the tournament is about to being!

Coza and Killian walked out of the same room, Shirou saw them.

-Shirou: "What were you doing in the same room?!"

-Coza: "Don't ask." He walked away sweating, he was extremely nervous. Then he was thinking "What the fuck just happened last night..." Exos saw Coza and noticed something on his check which made him burst into laughter. "What are you lau-" Before he could finish he realised what was Exos laughing at, then he looked at himself in the mirror. There was a penis drawn on his face. "KIIIIIILLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

-Thunda: "OMG! HIIIIIIIII! ARE YOU READY FOR ROUND 2?!?!?!"

-Spectators: "YYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS! SON OF BITCH! VAGINAAA! CS'S ASS I LOVE YOUUUUUUU!! LOOK AT THAT DUDEEEEEEE HE HAS A PENIS ON HIS FACEEEEEEEE!!"

-Thunda: "Next battle: Coza vs Tacohombre!!"

Both participants were already facing each other even before they were called because they couldn't wait to fight. If you didn't noticed, Tacohombre is a taco with eyes.

-Coza: "Sorry dude but even if you are a taco I will show no mercy."

-Tacohombre:

Coza dashed toward Tacohombre and stomped him, but he was unharmed, Coza attacked again but nothing happened.

-Exos: "You suuuuck."

-Coza: "Goddamnit Exos!" Coza punched and kicked Tacohombre repeatedly but his attacks couldn't affect him.

-Shirou: "He has an impressive defense."

-Death: "He is a taco with eyes."

-Shirou: "With an impressive defense."

-Death: "Touhou?"

-Shirou: "Yes!"

-Coza: "Oh god... I will have to use that." Coza pulled out a carpet and *censored* "Now I'm 10 times stronger! Here I go!" Coza charged at Tacohombre leaving a flame trail behind him and quickly punched him so fast that he burned Tacohombre. Then he charged a lot of energy on his fist and strongly punched him generating a massive explosion.

-Whynde: "It looks like the ginger won."

-Shadix: "There's no way he could survive something like that

-NightKnuckles: "Guys pls! I need halp! I'm srs, pls haaaalp!"

-Pok: "NK what you with."

-NightKnuckles: "What? No I need halp pls dude."

-Pok: "That's what I you."

-Thunde: "OMG! It looks like the winner is co-" Before he could finish the dust cloud faded away revealing Tacohombre standing there completely unharmed. Coza was shocked.

-Tacohombre:

-Coza: "This guy... What is he made out of?!"

-Tacohombre:

-Coza: "I see... You asked for it! Bacon Vision!" Coza stared at Tacohombre and fired bacon from his eyes toward him. But it didn't affect Tacohombre.

-Shirou: "Why isn't Coza using his Ban Canon?"

-Coza: "Ban Canon!"

-Shirou: "I knew he would use it." Coza extended both arms and launched a massive red laser toward Tacohombre.

-Tacohombre:

-Death: "How do you know he isn't being hurt anyway...?"

-Exos: "Duh! Because he isn't screaming in pain, foo."

-Death: "But he is a taco."

-Exos: "Idgaf."

-Death: "Yeah that's a good point." Coza dashed toward Tacohombre at high speed and tried to tackled him but Tacohombre sidestepped making coza crash into a wall.

-Thunda: ".............. Well.... It looks like the winner is Ta-" But before he could finish Coza appeared right infront of Tacohombre, he was heavily wounded but for some reason he was smirking.

-Coza: "Everything went as planned, I knew my attacks wouldn't hurt you but it was part of my plan. Burn you, attack you with Bacon Vision. Now it's time to end this!" Coza walked toward Tacohombre and ate him. Everybody was speechless.

Thunda: "OMG! That means the winner is: COZA!"

-Shirou: "I knew he would eat him."

-Exos: "Nyah nyah I knew he nyah nyah blah eat him nyah because I nyah know everything nyah nyah prrrrrrrrrrrrrwunicdwuncimxwubcnj. Fuck you."

-Shirou: "..."

-Thunda: "And Mysterious Person goes directly to the next round! Next match: Exos vs Shade!"

-Shade: "I work for Capcom, there's no way I can lose."

-Exos: "Who are you? And what the fuck are you saying? I just heard "blah blah blah blah I can lose." Well yes you can lose, you will lose."

-Shade: "What the fuck nigga?! You can't talk to me that way nigga! I work for fucking Capcom Nigga!"

-Exos: "You work fucking Capcom? Maaaaaaaaan, you're a really fucked up guy."

-Shade: "Shut the fuck up you fucking nigga! I will fucking kill you nigga and kick your nigga ass, NIGGA!" Shade launched a massive laser from his mouth toward Exos.


Episode 11: Capcom, an asshole and a lot of niggas.
Spoiler:
Shade's attack sent Exos flying some meters away. He quickly dashed back to the ring and punched Shade in the face.

-Shade: "Nigga no one punch me in the face if I don't allow it! I work for Capcom nigga! NIGGA!" Shade charged at Exos and fired a laser from his mouth directly at Exos face damaging him.

-Exos: "Man your breath smells like shit." He strongly kicked Shade in the ass sending him high in the sky. Shade fell on the ground at high speed, the impact made him go underground.

-Shinuki: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Go bro!"

-Shirou: "..." Shade appeared right behind Exos.

-Shade: "NIGGA x2!" Then he fired an even bigger laser from his mouth toward Exos leaving him heavily damaged.

-Exos: "Oh yeah?! Ok then!" Exos ripped his own arm off, he threw it on the ground and stomped it. "I have no idea... Why did I do that..." Suddenly Exos could heard a voice in his mind.

-Velock: "My arm!"

-Exos: "Idgaf!"

-Velock: "I will fucking kill you!"

-Exos: "You already killed me foo!"

-Velock: "Good point you piece of shit!"

-Dr. Lana: "Hi."

-Exos: "GTFO! You don't belong to this mind!!"

-Velock: "What mind...?"

-Exos: "..." Suddenly everything went black. Outside Exos eyes were white but he was standing still. Shade attacked him repeatedly but apparently his attacks weren't affecting him.

-Shade: "The fuck nigga?! Don't ignore my attacks nigga! I work for fucking Capcom nigga! Feel pain nigga! Nigga? Answer me niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

-Exos: "No mommy... I don't want to go to school today... HUH? What the..." Exos quickly punched Shade in the face.

-Shade: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! Nigga! Are you deaf nigga?! I said you can't punch me in the face nigga! Stop touching me with your nigga hands nigga! NIGGA!" Shade launched another laser from his mouth toward Exos but he used the substitution jutsu dodging the attack. "The fuck nigga!" Exos appeared behind Shade but he noticed him and punched Exos who used the substitution jutsu again and appeared behind Shade. "NIGGA!" But he noticed him again and fired that shitty nigga laser from his mouth toward Exos's face, he tried to use the substitution jutsu again but this time it didn't worked.

-Exos: "AAAAAAHHHHHH! Bullshit!" He tried to kick Shade.

-Shade: "Nigga I can do that too!" Shade then used the substitution jutsu and appeared behind Exos. "NIGGA!" Then he fired the laser again toward Exos.

-Exos: "AHHHH! GODDAMNIT!" Exos attacked Shade but he used the substitution jutsu again and then fired the nigga laser at Exos, both of them did the same shit 9001 times. "HOW COME HE CAN USE THE FUCKING SUBSTITUTION JUTSU OVER 9000 TIMES WITHOUT RUNNING OUT OF CHAKRA! I CAN FUCKING USE IT ONLY 2 TIMES!"

-Shade: "Nigga shut the fuck up! I'm stronger than you nigga! NIGGA! NIGGA! NIGGA! NIGGA!" Shade fired a lot of laser from his mouth toward Exos repeatedly.

-Exos: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! STOP. USING. THE. SAME. MOTHERFUCKING. ATTACK. OVER. AND. OVER. AGAIN. YOU. FUCKING. SPAMMER. I. KEEL. YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" Exos pulled out a machine gun with an axe tied to it, both the machine gun and the axe were on fire. Exos then started to shoot Shade.

-Shade: "AAAAGGHHHH!!! Nigga what the fuck! It fucking hurts nigga! Do you fucking want to kill me nigga!" Exos then showed him a picture of Nicolas Cage saying "You don't say?" Then he smacked Shade with that picture leaving him heavily damaged. "Are you crazy nigga? You fucking smacked me with a picture nigga! A machine gun is ok but a picture!? Nigga you belong to an asylum!"

-Whynde: "Arkham Asylum?"

-Exos: "So now I'm The Joker?"

-Shade: "The fuck are you niggas talking about nigga?!"

-Exos: "Why so serious?"

-Shade: "Nigga don't fuck with me nigga!" Shade started to charge a lot of energy on his mouth, a radiant pink aura was around him. "MAXIMUM NIGGA!" Then he fired a giant energy ball followed by a massive laser toward Exos. The attack destroyed the whole ring. "HA! Take that nigga!" Suddenly Exos appeared infront of Shade, he was massively injured, blood was covering his face.

-Exos: "Seriously? Don't you know a better insult than nigga? Get the fuck out!" Exos focused a lot of energy on his leg and strongly kicked Shade. He was sent flying toward Death who kicked him back toward Exos.

-Death: "I don't like liars." Exos then kicked Shade back toward Death.

-Exos: "Don't attack my victim! I mean... My opponent foo!"

-Death: "Then stop sending him at me." Death kicked Shade back toward Exos.

-Exos: "NO U!" Then Exos Kicked Shade toward Death again. Both of them kicked Shade at each other for a while until he bounced toward Thunda. The impact broke Thunda's neck who died cause of that. Jad woke up from the coma and buttraped Thunda's corpse. Shade couldn't continue the fighting.

-Bewbz1: "Well, since our announcer is dead and the participant Killian said he would like to be an announcer. Well fuck off he is the new announcer."

-Killian: "Ok then son of bitches! You're all a bunch of dick lickers! Next match: Aaron vs Static!"

Both participants walked to the ring.

-Static: "Ok then! I will show my true pow-" But before he could finish...

-Aaron: "AAAAAHHHHHH!!! OMNISLASH!" Aaron dashed toward Static and strongly slashed him, the number 9999 could be seen above Static.

-Static: "?"

-Aaron: "Static, you are supposed to die."

-Static: "Why?"

-Aaron: "Because I attacked you with the Omnislash."

-Static: "But I didn't felt anything."

-Aaron: "Coza, kick Static please. He is god modding."

-Coza: "You too..."

-Aaron: "I'm not, now kick him!"

-Coza: "Fine." Coza then kicked Static out of the planet.

-Bewbz1337: "Seriously... They are just breaking the rules."

-Boss Bewbz69: "Be patient..."

-Killian: "Coza you idiot! Fucking piece of shit the winner is: AARON!"


Episode 12: Strange Kid.
Spoiler:
Jad was with Exos making him a robotic arm. Suddenly someone appeared in the middle of the ring, he was wearing a lab coat and a top hat. It looks like he is the new announcer.

-Exos: "Who are you? WHO. ARE. YOU?"

-MarkoPolo: "Supzorz! I'm a mad announcer, it's so keeeeeeeeeeeel. Sonuvabitch!"

-Killian: "What the fuck do you think you are doing blowjobber!"

-Exos: "Come on Killian, GTFO."

-Pok: "At least I'm tournament."

-Shinuki: "Pok is like stupid."

-Pok: "SH, what to you treat leik this."

-Shinuki: "Because you are like stupid."

-Pok: "Your attitude is."

-Shinuki: "Yeah but you are like stupid."

-MarkoPolo: "Pok? And DX goes to the next round!"

-Death: "That was easy."

-Shirou: "Yes."

-Death: "Touhou?"

-Shirou: "Yes!!"

-MarkoPolo: "Next match: Sazie vs Shinuki!"

-Bewbz9002: "I have an announcement: The participant Sazie has caught different diseases such as Typhoid, Pneumonia, Scarlet Fever, Tonsillitis, and more. But she said she only needs water and she will be fine, even though she won't be able to fight now."

-MarkoPolo: "That means the winner is my top hat! I mean.... SHINUKI!!"

-Shinuki: "Asdsadasasdsadas."

-MarkoPolo: "And Dr. Death goes to the next round!"

-Death: "Oh look! It's time to take your medicine: Plankton Soup!"

-MarkoPolo: "Nevur!"

-Coza: "Lel."

-Exos: "Lql."

-NightKnuckles: "Haaaaalp! Pls halp me! I'm srs ppl I need haaalp!"

-MarkoPolo: "Round 2 Final match: Pok vs Jad! Pok?"

-Coza: "Pok?"

-Whynde: "Pok?"

-Shinuki: "Pok?"

-Death: "Pok?"

-Exos: "Pok?"

-Shirou: "Pok?"

-Jad: "Pink?"

-Shade: "Nigga!"

-NightKnuckles: "Halp!"

Pok and Jad walked to the ring, they were ready to fight.

-Pok: "I will mercy!" Pok dashed toward Jad and attempted to tackle him but he easily dodged, Pok crashed directly into a wall. "AAGHHHH!!! Don't my tackle!" Jad then disappeared. "Where is..." Then he appeared behind Pok.

-Jad: "Surprise buttsecks!" He then attempted to rape Pok who reacted in time and managed to get away from Jad.

-Pok: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH! Jad! The fuck!"

-Jad: "You can't escape me. I have calculated your movements." Suddenly Pok turned around and a lightning came out his ass, it sent Jad flying toward a wall leaving him highly damaged. "I forgot to add the lack of logic... But it doesn't matter I have a back-up plan." Jad pulled out a giant picture of every Dragon Type Pokemon.

-Pok: "What... Oh! Beautiful!" When Pok was distracted Jad grabbed him by the neck and chocked him. "AAAGGAGAGAGAGGGHHGHGHG!" Jad then pulled out a pink paint bucket and threw it at Pok painting him pink. "Damn you Jad!" Pok rapidly tried to punch Jad but he easily dodged.

-Xari: "Go Jad!"

-Pok: "Fuck it! I don't care anymore! I can't win anyway." Jad then started to beat the shit out of Pok who didn't wanted to continue fighting.

-Coza: "Don't give up Pok!"

-Pok: "Coza, I'm fighting Jad yet he can still hurt me!"

-Jad: "That's because I have 8000 ATK and 7500 DEF!"

-Pok: "Impossible!"

-Jad: "I activated 45 spell cards in a split second before the match started."

-Pok: "But powering up outside a match is against the rules!"

-Jad: "I activated a spell card that allowed me to break the rules."

-Bewbz2: "Does that exists?"

-YGOfan Bewbz: "Let me check my YGO guide... let's see... here is. Yep he is allowed."

-Pok: "See Coza? They are cheating I will let him beat me." Jad then pulled out a black card and it started to suck Pok who wasn't trying to escape.

-Coza: "Damnit Pok! Stop giving up! Seriously. You are disappointing! I thought you would last longer!"

-Pok: "I'm trying!"

-Coza: "Try harder!"

-Pok: "I can't!"

-Jad: "I ship Coza and Pok!"

-Coza: "...... Will you let him insult us like that?"

-Pok: "No..."

-Coza: "Then show him your true power!"

-Pok: "Yes.... YES! I will show him HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

-Coza: "That's my boy." Pok tried to run away at high speed.

-Pok: "Ha! You can't me!"

-Jad: "Oh well, full power." The card then increased its suction power and it successfully trapped Pok. The card wasn't black anymore, now it has the picture of Pok.


Episode 13: Power without logic.
Spoiler:
Coza was shocked, he couldn't believe it.

-Coza: "I-It doesn't matter, he isn't dead yet! Right?"

-Jad: "..." Jad smirked and ripped the card in half.

-Coza: "He is still alive!" Jad then pulled out a knife and chopped the card into pieces, then he pulled out a flamethrower and burned the card to ashes.

-MarkoPolo: "So it looks like the winner is-"

-Coza: "WAAAAAITITITITIT! You can't prove he is dead!" Jad threw a bucket of water at the ashes.

-Whynde: "It's physically impossible to survive. Sorry Coza, Pok is dead."

-Coza: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." Suddenly Pok appeared out of nowhere and kicked Jad's head.

-Jad: "AHHHH!"

-Pok: "Ha! I'm bitches!"

-Jad: "How did you survive?!"

-Whynde: "Because fuck logic."

-Pok: "Coza! Are you proud of me now?"

-Coza: "No c:"

-Pok: "Fuck you then!" Pok summoned his shitty katana thing and dashed toward Jad attempting to slash him, but he easily dodged.

-Jad: "You will never be able to touch me if you don't think before attack." Jad then started to build a rocket launcher and shot Pok.

-Pok: "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Ok you asked for it." He pulled out a pokeball and threw it. "Go!" Suddenly a strage creature came out of the ball, it was a Pikachu with a robotic suit and a cannon arm. "Pikachu! Thundershoooooooock!" "Pika! pika! pika! chu!" Jad smirked and watched how the thundershock damaged Pok who couldn't do anything except scream in pain. His Pikachu exploded.

-Whynde: "Clever."

-Death: "Yeah, he used the water that was in the ring."

-Coza: "Yosh. When he threw that bucket of water."

-Shirou: "I thought that was done with a comedic purpose."

-Exos: "Did you just broke the 4th wall...?"

-Shirou: "N-NO!!"

-Exos: "You idiot! I will kill you!" Exos pulled out a knife and chased Shirou around the stadium.

-Shirou: "DUDE! I'M NOT THE FIRST PERSON WHO BROKE THE 4TH WALL IN THIS PARODY!!"

-Exos: "IDGAF!!!"

-Pok: "Damn.... I will you! No what!" Suddenly everything around Pok became black. "Where... Where am I?"

-Jad: "You are in the Offended page of ED."

-Pok: "Offended page? ED?"

-Jad: "Encyclopedia Dramatica."

-Pok: "So...?" Suddenly some pictures started to appear. "Hmm... Awwwwww it's a cat, and a rabbit! Aww... And a chicken. And OH MY GODDDDD!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!! STOOOPPPP!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jad then warped Pok back to the ring.

-Jad: "I'm sorry Coza but I have to win." He pointed his rocket launcher at Pok who quickly grabbed his Thunder Katana with his tongue and slashed Jad's leg making him fall.

-Pok: "Abuhuebhueuhebuheuheu!" Pok got up and took out his katana from his mouth. "DIE!" He attempted to stab Jad's eye but he launched some fanfic links at Pok sending him away. Jad then pulled out a microphone and started to sing. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EARSSS!!!"

-Jad: "I battle with these demons as I toss and turn at night."

-Xari: "A bitter taste in my mouth, and then a blast of blinding light."

-Pok: "SHUT UP!" Pok started to fire lightnings at Jad but some robots blocked the attack.

-Jad: "I want some flying cars, a ticket to the stars, or even just a world without religious wars."

-Pok: "DAMN!" Pok dahses toward Jad dodging the robots and slapped the microphone away.

-Jad: "I see it all laid to was-"

-Xari: "Awwwww"

-Pok: "Fight serious damnit!" Suddenly dark mist covered the ring. "Oh great! What no-" Strange noises could be heard.

-Coza: "What's going on there? Pok? Bby... U k?" When the mist faded away Jad could be seen standing still and Pok was naked lying on the ground.

-MarkoPolo: "Penguins! The winner is JAD! Pok?"

-Bewbz1: "Who the fuck made that dude announcer?"

-Bewbz2: "Urm0meon."

-Bewbz1: "I don't understand your answer."

-Bewbz2: "That's because I'm not a Bewbz, I'm Coza disguised as a fish. Now give me all your bacon and carpets!"

-Boss Bewbz: "Get that dude out of here!"

-Bewbz-2: "And there you go! The end of the second round! Wow that was long... Everybody must be tired. You can rest for a while." And since idk what to do I will skip to the next day. Everybody is waking up.

-Shirou: "The Quarter-Final Round... This is gonna be hard, but I'm excited!" The participants went to the stadium. Marko Polo was Tap dancing with an army of zetsu in the middle of the ring.

-MarkoPolo: "The first match of the third round is about to begin!! Coza vs Mysterious Person!!"

-Shirou: "Mysterious Person... We haven't seen him. But now we will finally see him because there's no way Coza can miss his match."

-Jad: "Where is Coza?"

-Whynde: "Hmm I haven't seen him in a while."

-Jad: "Does anyone know where is Coza?" Jad asked the other participants but no one knows where is Coza. "Coza is missing..."

-Shirou: "OH NO!"

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Re: Paraody. Tournament of Lqls.

Post by Death Rebel on Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:46 am

Episode 14: Where is the fucking ginger, I mean Coza.
Spoiler:
-Bewbz100: "Everything is going as planned."

-BossBewbz666: "Yep, our lord will be pleased."

-BigBossBewbz1: "The fuck are you doing? Get back to work or else my boss is going to fire me damnit!"

-BigBossBewbz34: "Dudeeeee you neeeeeed to relaaaaax."

-BigBossBewbz1: "Stop stealing participant Conker's weed."

Meanwhile, our shitty heroes were desperately trying to locate the ginger.

-Exos: "Do you have any threes?"

-Shirou: "Go fish."

-MarkoPolo: "Nuuu."

-Exos: "Shit! Now he will send us to the shadow realm."

-Shinuki: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Onii-chaaaaan, weren't you worried about Coza some moments ago?"

-Shirou: "W-What?! N-No! It's not like I care or anything..."

-Tacohombre:

-Death: "Didn't Coza eat you? How are still alive?"

-Tacohombre:

-Jad: "Too much information."

-Whynde: "Have you seen Coza by any chance?"

-Tacohombre:

-NightKnuckles: "Halp! Pls halp me!"

-MarkoPolo: "So Coza lost?"

-Shirou: "Mysterious Person is not here either."

-MarkoPolo: "Since Coza and Mysterious Person haven't appeare-"

-BossBewbz215: "Wait! We have decided that we will wait 10 minutes. If participant Coza doesn't appear then he will be disqualified."

-Shirou: "And Mysterious Person...?"

-BossBewbz215: "Errrmm um... I..." Suddenly a bullet impacted the Bewbz's head killing him.

-Death: "Fucking sniper. He shoots us when we makes jokes or when we are right, and now he shoots us when we can't finish a sentence."

-Shirou: "Yes."

-Death: "But this is unusual, he has never killed anyone before."

-Shirou: "Yes."

-Death: "Touhou?"

-Shirou: "Yes!!"

-Pok: "I know is."

-Jad: "Where??"

-Pok: "He in."

-Whynde: "Now in english."

-Pok: "Fuck Whynde I'm he in."

-Shadix: "We should split up and search him."

-Shade: "Nigga shut the fuck up, you aren't my nigga boss!"

-Aaron: "I wnat to beat Exos alredy." Exos then bursted into laughter

-Shirou: "Bro, calm down if you attack him you will be disqualified."

-Aaron: "Laguhing at me is agianst the rules, he shold be disuqlified already."

-Exos: "Oh my god Aaron... Shut the fuck up."

-Aaron: "Disresceptful! Ban him! Or at least amke me a moderator so I can ban him!"

-Shinuki: "You are being disrespectful too."

-Aaron: "Shut up Mokuba."

-Shinuki: "I don't get it. I'm not Mokuba."

-Aaron: "It was a Yu Gi Oh Abridged refreence."

-Shinuki: "But why did you call me Mokuba?"

-Aaron: "SH, shut up or else I wil amke Coza ban you."

-Shinuki: "Ok dud, but why did you call me Mokuba?"

-Killian: "I FOUND HIM!" Everybody ran toward Killian, he was infront of Coza's room.

-Coza: "I-it's not what it looks like!" He was naked on his bed, a carpet came out of the bed sheet. "What are you doing here anyway? Get the fuck out! I seriously don't want to ban you."

-Death: "Calm down Coza, he was just worried about you. You don't need to ban him"

-Killian: "Shut the fuck up you useless background character."

-Death: "But on second thought you are right, he violated your privacy." Coza then fired his Ban Canon toward Killian.

-Coza: "So... Stuff."

-Whynde: "No, stuff is bad." All of them walked to the arena, the spectators are getting impatient.

-Spectator68: "Fight already! I wasted a lot of money on this shit!"

-Bewbz72: "It's free..."

-Spectator68: "I don't care! Give me back my money!"

-MarkoPolo: "So Coza is here but Mysterious Person is not here."

-BigBossBewbz24: "What is our lord doing?"

-BigBossBewbz99: "He is getting ready..."

-Shirou: "How much time has passed?"

-Death: "Almost 10 minutes."

-MarkoPolo: "Since Mysterious Person hasn't appeared the winner is-" Just before he could finish he heard some steps. Everybody turned to the corridor.

-Coza: "Could it be...?" Someone was slowly walking to the arena. "It looks like I will fight him..." The shadow of the person could be seen in the ground and it gets bigger as the person walks.

-Shirou: "He is....... slow." Finally that person got out of the corridor reaching the arena.


Episode 15: Flashbacks Party Chapter! *Shot*
Spoiler:
The participants didn't recognise this person at first, but then after remembering some events they realised who was this person.

-Coza: "Y-you... you're "that" person, aren't you?"

-Death: "He definitely is."

-Shinuki: "Grrr."

-Jad: "Wait, is that...?"

-Whynde: "Yes."

-Conker: "What are you doing here."

-Coza: "Damn." Suddenly Coza started to have a flashback, it started with Exos punching him in the face. The impact was so high, it made Coza wake up from the flashback "Wat. Jonneh"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Now I will claim this tournament. SA2 will own this place!"

-Exos: "The game sucks!"

-Shirou: "I knew it was him!"

Both Coza and YFR walked to the ring, Coza was a bit nervous as his opponent is well known as being the biggest trolls in the history of Sonic Zone and belonging to their main enemy Sonic Arena 2.

-Coza: "I'm not the wimp that I used to be. I managed to become the owner of my own game... I can deal with the likes of you! I won't- Oh look a carpet!" He quickly ran toward the carpet and did kinky things to it.

-Carpet: "HALP!"

-NightKnuckles: "HEY! That's my line!...................................... HALP!"

-MarkoPolo: "Ok then fishes and penguins, the first match of the third round will begin NOW!"

-Exos: "Fourth."

-MarkoPolo: "But..."

-Exos: "I said FOURTH! DAMNIT!"

-Shirou: "Where's that damn fourth chaos emerald."

-Exos: "It will be in your asshole if you don't shut the fuck up!"

-Shirou: "Your face."

Meanwhile in the ring. Coza quickly dashed toward YFR focusing his admin power on his fist to deal even more damage. The impact sent YFR flying toward a wall.

-Exos: "Pfffft! Weak." Suddenly an unknown person could be seen hiding behind coza.

-NotRanterIPromise: "I'm here to make peace."

-Coza: "I know it's you. Jonneh!"

-NotRanterIPromise: "B-but how?!"

-Coza: "I can see your IP!"

-NotRanterIPromise: "Fuck you then." He then took off his disguise and his fake breasts. Coza started to play with them and YFR attacked him while he was distracted.

-Coza: "Ouch! M8, the fuck m8! I was having fun there m8. Ban FUCKING Cannon! M8!" Coza launched an upgraded version of his Ban Cannon toward YFR generating a massive explosion. "His IP Level is low, there's no way he could su-" Before he could finish he saw YFR standing there totally unharmed.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "You are the weakest Owner that I have faced."

-Coza: "I will have to go all out then!" He started to focus energy creating a massive lesbian aura, the spectators were trembling, the bewbz feared the worst, SH was about to pee, Conker was smoking a lamp, Exos remembered he left the BBQ in his house, Chaos Shadow wanted to eat BBQ, Jad was shoving his fist up Bruce's ass. Coza then started to get hot, he took off his shirt and breakdanced.

-Coza: "Now I'm 69 times stronger!"

-Shirou: "If he played Touhou he would be 100 times stronger..."

-Death: "He needs to play more Touhou, if he played it in lunatic mode he wouldn't even need to transform."

-Shirou: "Yep."

-Coza: "Here I come! Come...... Ahaha."

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Futile effort." YFR performed random hand seals such as dog, cat, fish, vagina, flip off. "SA2 Leveling!" He then created a barrier which covered the whole ring. Coza then felt weaker.

-Coza: "What's going on?!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "You are used to Sonic Zone leveling, but in Sonic Arena 2 the foes give 10 times less EXP! And this barrier makes everything just like in Sonic Arena 2. Even your buff is 10 times weaker."

-Coza: "Damn you!!!!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He then quickly dashed toward Coza and brutally wounded him leaving him in a near-death state.

-Shirou: "NO! Coza! You can't lose! Did you hear me?! YOU! CAN'T! LOSE!"

-Jad: "Oh my..."

-Exos: "Damnit! My fucking punchbag!"

-Whynde: "Meh."

-Shinuki: "Bro... Do you think Coza will win?"

-Shirou: "I hop so bro... I hope so."


Episode 16: The power of the Owner.
Spoiler:
-Coza: "I-I won't give up!" Coza stepped away and fired a barrage of Ban Cannons toward YFR.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "You can't ban me! I haven't done anything!" He took the hits but none of the attacks could harm him.

-Coza: "It's my duty... to protect my people. I won't allow SA2 to hurt my bbies!" Coza dashes toward YFR at insane speed leaving a fire trail behind him and strongly slammed his fist directly into YFR's right after he propelled himself with a mini-solar fart.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "What do you have against Sonic Adventure 2!?" He was sent away crashing into a wall. The smell of coza's fart could be felt in the whole stadium.

-Bewbz1: "Agh! Why isn't the barrier protecting us?!"

-Bewbz2: "What barrier?"

-Bewbz1: "Did you change that shitty giant flyswatter?!"

-Bewbz2: "Yes I did. I put a bigger flyswatter."

-Bewbz1: "You idiot!"

-Coza: "I did it!" Suddenly YFR appeared infront of Coza.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "I will stop joking around." He started the increase his energy. His aura became even bigger.

-Whynde: "That aura!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "That's right, I'm an admin too! In SA2! But that's not all!" YFR did random hand seals and summoned a giant Glass Snake.

-Coza: "Nope. Nopenopenopenope." Coza proceed to nope the fuck away but the Glass Snake bit him in the ass heavily wounding him. "Noooo my sexy ass.... How dare you!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Hahahaha! What are you going to do? You can't ban me, you can't attack me, you can't even hurt me! I have devoured stronger owners!"

-Coza: "This is it...?" Suddenly Coza heard someone shouting.

-Conker: "Coza!!! Don't give up maaaaaaan! Uguuuuu! I managed to defeat him in the paaaaaaaasssst. You can do it!"

-Coza: "I'm not sure if you are serious or just high, but either way I will trust you!" Coza took off his clothes, now he is completely naked. "I will show you! My ultimate sexy dance!" He then started to dance to I'm sexy and I know it, then he started to dance to Gangnam Style, then he summoned a ceiling and started to breakdance on it.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The Glass Snake melted as it couldn't handle the heat.

-ChaosShadow: "I'm scared..."

-Exos: "Give me your hand and I will protect you."

-Tacohombre:

-YourFavouriteRanter: "You will have to do something better than that." YFR summoned a bazooka with the shape of Barney the dinosaur and launched a massive blast toward Coza impacting him in the chest and sending him flying, the explosion destroyed the whole ring. Coza got up smiling and continued breackdancing.

-Coza: "In this state I don't feel pain. You can try as hard as you can but you won't be able to hurt me!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Are you sure?" YFR pointed his bazooka at the spectators and started to fire a lot of blast toward them killing some spectators such as Shail and SonicWad, even CT was caught in the explosion.

-Jad: "CT!! Noooo!"

-Coza: "WAT?! STOP!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Make me."

-Coza: "Damnit... If I stop breakdancing I lose the power up, but I can't let him hurt more people! I said I would protect my bbies and I will do it!" Coza went toward YFR while still breakdancing and kicked him rapidly in the face.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "You are weak and pathetic!" He ignored Coza and continued attacking the spectators.

-Shirou: "But that's against the rules! What are the Bewbz doing?!"

-Exos: "Don't look at me, I didn't kill them all....... Yet."

-Coza: "Grrrrr AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Coza turned around a fired a Solar Fart toward YFR. The fart could be seen from other galaxies. Only Coza could be seen standing. "I.... I did it.... I-" But then YFR appeared behind Coza and stabbed him in the chest with a glass knife. Coza screamed in pain and dropped on the ground.

-MarkoPolo: "And so the winner is.... YFR...."


Episode 17: End Paraody:
Spoiler:
Suddenly it started to rain bacon juice, because in this planet there's bacon juice instead of water. Unfortunately Coza wasn't alive to enjoy such beautiful event.

-Shirou: "Damn... That's what happens when you don't play enough Touhou! Why didn't you listen to me Coza?! I will avenge youuuuuuuu!"

-Shinuki: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Onii-chan, are you crying?"

-Shirou: "No... It's just the rain............... I... I will kill the bastard!!"

-Exos: "He is already dead..................................... ATATATATATATATATA!" Suddenly a bullet impacted him.

-Shirou: "I'm... Talking about.... YFR!!!"

-Shinuki: "No bro! No! You will be disqualified!"

-Shirou: "I don't care! He killed my friend!"

-Coza: "Actually I'm still alive. Swoi oi! Ahaha."

-Shirou: "I don't care! I will aveng- Wait what..." Shirou then fell backward anime style.

-Shinuki: "Yes but... You lost."

-Coza: "Rematch!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Haha no. Fuck off."

-MarkoPolo: "Wait!" He said before pulling out a giant book. "According to the Article 69, Section 1337, Sub-Section Squared root of 2, Clause Penguins,  Sub-Clause pie, Paragraph inverse 69, Sub-Paragraph -1, Sub-Sub-Paragraph 9.10952*10^-28 of the Tournament Guidebook "If the announcer doesn't pronounce the name of the winner properly then there's no winner."."

-Shirou: "But his name is YFR."

-Exos: "That's the acronym, fool. His name is YourFavouriteRanter."

-Whynde: "Actually his name is Jonneh."

-Death: "Didn't he sign in as "Mysterious Person?"

-Aaron: "Ban him!!!"

-MarkoPolo: "You can continue fighting while I tap dance with my army of Zetsu."

-YourFavouriteRanter: "It doesn't matter, you don't have enough energy to continue fighting. Now... I will show you my ultimate power!" YFR started to increase his power and rapidly punched Coza.

-Coza: "AAAAHH! His attacks are stronger." He tried to dodge but he could barely move.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "And this isn't even my FULL power!"

-Coza: "Bastard!" Coza started to charge a lot of energy.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Give up! SA2 will rule over the universe!"

-Coza: "Super Sexy Bacon Soul!" He unleashed a massive amount of energy while pelvic thrusting toward YFR. The energy impacted with him generating a massive explosion. There have been like 9001 explosions in this battle. Coza was gasping for air since he used all his energy in that attack but then he was shocked when he saw that YFR was standing still, but his face was covered in blood.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Die."

-BiggerBossBewbz: "YFR, YourFavouriteRanter, Jonneh, Mysterious Person, whatever. You are disqualified!!!"

-Shirou: "Good! He murdered several people!"

-BiggerBossBewbz:  "Yes but he also drank my Dr. Pepper while I was masturbating!"

-MarkoPolo: "Monster!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Hahahaha! I don't care. We will meet again so better get ready!" Suddenly he disappeared.

-Coza: "Does that mean I won?"

-MarkoPolo: "And so then winner is: COZA!!!"

-Coza: "Ok. Good night." He said before falling asleep.

-MarkoPolo: "Next match: Exos vs Aaronexe!"

-Exos: "Anorexea? I will fight an anorexic person?"

-Jad: "Come on Exos. Pay attention or else you will never learn the times tables."

-Exos: "Yes sorry. Nine times One is Nine; Nine times Two is Eighteen; Nine times Three..... Ummmmm.... Always at Nine times Three GODDAMNIT!!"

-Whynde: "It looks like his power increases when he studies."

-MarkoPolo: "Get on the ring please."

Both participants walked to the ring.

-Shirou: "Uh oh. Aaron is in troubles now that Coza is sleeping."

-Aaron: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Suddenly Aaron's pink aura increased massively. "During the brek, I askd Coza to unlok my unloked moderatr poental. Now I don't need him to ban your asses!"

-Shirou: "Damn! Bro, be careful what you say. He can't ban you if you haven't done anything wrong."

-Exos: "........" He stayed silent for a long while, but then he cleared his throat. "YOU PIECE OF FATASS SHIT I'M FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR SPAM BULLSHIT AND YOUR PORKY FACE YOU FUCKING FUTA OBSSESED RADIO, GO FUCK HITLER YOU LOW PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE BEING." he said calmly. Shirou just fell backward anime style again, then he summoned Yukari and made her summon a train which ran over him.

-Aaron: "I will ban you! Ban Cannon!" Aaron fired a Ban Cannon toward Exos who quickly grabbed it and shoved it down Aaron's throat. Then he started to beat the shit out of Aaron.

-Aaron: "Damn you! Aaron Spam!" He then opened his mouth and started to fire spam about Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy toward Exos sending him away.

-Exos: "Pffft Weak. Story of my life." Exos pulled out a cannon, then he put his dog inside it and fired him toward Aaron. The dog started to hump Aaron's leg. "Oh no! Now my dog will get AIDS" He picked up the cannon and smashed Aaron with it.

-Aaron: "I will have to get serious!"

-Exos: "Boom!" Exos created a massive explosion which send Aaron flying, it also sent Marko Polo against a wall. But Jad saved him before he crashed.

-MarkoPolo: "Thankies!" Jad just smiled.

-Aaron: "Fractile code digitize!" Suddenly Aaron's body changed and now he looks like an overweight version of Aldamon. "SOLAR WIND DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Exos: "Seriously...?"

-Aaron: "Seriously!" Aaron then bitchslapped Exos but it didn't hurt him. Exos just slammed his fist on Aaron's stomach but his fat absorbed the attack. "Ranma's last name Saotome means fast maiden referencing Ranma's gender change curse!" Aaron then quickly dashed toward Exos and strongly punched him.

-Exos: "Dude, your shitty and unoriginal attacks will never hurt me."

-Shirou: "That's right! There's nothing you can do."

-Aaron: "Are you sure?" Suddenly 2 clones appeared. "Behold! Female Futa Aaron!"

-Exos: "No...." The clones started to touch each other. "Noooooo!" Then the clones started to take off their clothes. "YOU SON OF A BITCH! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!"

-Shirou: "But there's something I don't understand. Why is this episode title: End Paraody?"

-Exos: "......."

-Shirou: "NOT AGAIN!"


Episode 18: Exos in his maximum power!!!!!!!!!
Spoiler:
The futa clones ran toward Exos who was covering his eyes and vomiting, and rapidly threw a barrage of punches and kicks toward him. Meanwhile Aaron was firing Ban Cannons toward Exos.

-Aaron: "EXODIA OBLITREATE!!!!"

-Exos: "Die." Exos started to beat the shit out of the futa clones with his eyes closed. Then he pulled out a mallet and smashed their fucking skulls.

-Aaron: "You can't do that! That's godomd and agianst the rules!"

-Exos: "Shut the fuck up." He walked toward Aaron and smashed his fist into his face.

-Aaron: "AAAAGGHG!! Punching in the faec is godmod and against the rlues!"

-Bewbz29: "Why does he keep making up random rules?"

-Aaron: "Maikng up radnom rules is godmod and against the rules!"

-Bewbz29: "??????????????????????????????" Exos pulled out a .30 caliber rifle and started to shoot Aaron.

-Aaron: "I'm tired of your games!"

-Death: "Games?"

-Shirou: "Shooting?"

-Death: "GAMES AND SHOOTING?? AS IN TOUHOU??"

-Shirou: "YES??!!!??¿¿¿!!? TOUHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!"

-Exos: "I AM QUEEN EXOS!" Suddenly the ring transformed into that place where ponies from MLP live making Exos become -3 times stronger!!

-Aaron: "Oh crap!"

-Shirou: "Bro! Have you lost your mind?" Exos took his hat off and launched it toward Aaron like a frisbee. The hat cut the side of Aaron's neck, he surivived but he was deadly injured. The hat crashed in the ground.

-Aaron: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! MY NECK!!!! I'M DYINIGGGGG!"

-Exos: "Oh no! I overdid it! ARE YOU OK?!" Exos ran toward Aaron, he looked extremly worried.

-Aaron: "Yes... I think I'm o-" Actually he was running toward his hat.

-Exos: "Please answer! Are you ok?"

-Hat: "Fuck you."

-Exos: "Damn, you are covered in dirty blood." He stared at Aaron. "Bastrd."

-Aaron: "Exos, you almost killed me and you are worried about that dirty and ugly hat?!"

-Hat: "HOW DARE YOU!?" The Hat pulled out 2 machine guns and a mustache. "Exos you shit, let's kill this piece of shit." Exos threw a pokeball summoning his blind beedrill, it was holding a katana. Then Exos's dog appeared, it was wearing brass knuckles and holding a steel baseball bat. Then his parrot appeared, it was holding chains. Then Exos pulled out his most deadly weapon, a spoon.

-Aaron: "What is tihs?????????????????" BAM! POW! SOK! BLIP! SLAM! BOOM! KABOOM! RATATATATATTATATA! That's the best way to describe how badly they beated Aaron. He couldn't continue fighting. Also the ring was completely destroyed.

-MarkoPolo: "And so the winner is: EXOS!!"

-Death: "That beating up is from another world."

-Jad: "Amazing power."

-Coza: "Swoi oi. It looks like Exos is getting stronger."

-Whynde: "You are going to have a hard time fighting him."

-Shirou: "Touhou." Suddenly Pok woke up.

-Pok: "Finally awake. Why does my ass stings?"

-MarkoPolo: "Next Match: DX vs Shinuki!"

-Shirou: "It's Shirou."

-Death: "This is gonna be interesting."

-Exos: "No, this is gonna be shit."

Both participants walked to the ring.

-Shirou: "Please don't hold back like you did against NK. I know you didn't use your full power in that match."

-Shinuki: "Ok bro." Suddenly Shinuki's aura became bigger, so did his muscles.

-Death: "Hmm SH's power level increased massively during the S4 Saga, then he trained 5 years and 69 days with Shirou and then 1 year in the Hyperbolic Vagina Chamber."

-Jad: "Yes but remember that he lost 14.5% of his power during the YGOpro Saga."

-Whynde: "And since he is fighting Shirou his power is divided 3 and multiplied by 24."

-Exos: "Not to mention that when he became 13 years old he lost 69000000000 units of power level."

-Killian: "Don't forget to divide that by the size of my dick!"

-Exos: "You can't divide by zero."

-Shinuki: "Grrrr." Suddenly random girls appeared and started to talk to SH asking him to make them his little sisters. Then the girls started to mercilessly attack Shirou.

-Shirou: "Fukou da!" Since the girls are around the age of SH, Shirou can't hurt them. "Damnit bro!"

-Shinuki: "Asdasad." Shinuki started to Shirou while dancing, he practises capoeira. Meanwhile a hooded man was watching the fight from the afar. Shirou then pulled out a poster of SH and threw it away, the girls ran toward the poster and started to shove it up their asses.

-Shirou: "Sorry bro but I have to finish you now! Stealth Wind Dash!" He dashed toward SH at insane speed. "Double Tornado Kick." Then he spins in mid-air and double kicks him. "Mystic Tornado Elbow." Then he elbowed him right in his left cheek, I'm talking about the face cheek. "Crimson Moon Destroyer + English-Patch!" Then he focused the power of the Visual Novels translated into english on his fist and punched SH in the center of the chest.

Shinuki: "Bro, you are like hurting me." He said while coughing blood.


Episode 19: Onii-chan-kun-san-senpai-baa-dono-shi-kohai-sama.
Spoiler:
-Exos: "You are killing our brother!!........................ That's my job!"

-Shirou: "Lolno."

-Exos: "Lolyes."

-Shirou: "Lolno."

-Exos: "Lolfuckyou."

-Shirou: "Moron..." Suddenly Shinuki appeared and kicked Shirou's face while he was distracted.

-Exos: "Everything is going as planned." Suddenly he grew an evil mustache.

-Tacohombre:

-Shinuki: "Tsk tsk, too easy. Tsk tsk."

-Shirou: "Damnit bro, that's not fair."

-Shinuki: "Sorry bro."

-Shirou: "It's ok bro."

-Shinuki: "Thanks bro."

-Exos: "Burn in hell bro." He said smiling.

-Shinuki: "Voce e um fracassado."

-Shirou: "Eh?"

-Shinuki: "E um fraca-fracassado fraca-fracassado fracassado."

-Shirou: "Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Fraca-fracassado? Fraca-fracassado?"

-Exos: "Shut the fuck up!"

-Shinuki: "Gotta go fast!" SH placed made a circle with random circles on the ground to summon sanic.

-Shirou: "The fuck bro?!" Suddenly a really annoying version of Gotta Go Fast could be heard. Sanic then dashed at an outstanding speed toward Shirou and tackled him making him crash into a wall. Meanwhile everybody else was confused because they didn't get the humor, except Death but he was laughing in secret.

-Shinuki: "Cumon step it up!!!!" Sanic started to mercilessly kick Shirou's face and stomp it.

-Shirou: "AAAHHH! Hurricane Stand-up!" He rapidly got up. "Cyclone Kick!" And kicked sanic away. "Aero Boost!" Then he used wind to boost himself toward SH. "Wind God Slayer Punch!" And strongly punched SH in the face.

-Shinuki: "Onii-ch-" But before he could finish Shirou punched SH 69 times at insane speed.

-Shirou: "Killer Wind Comet!" SH fell on the ground. "It looks like I won bro. Wind God Slayer Victory Pose!" Shirou raised his right hand and did the V sign with his fingers. But then sanic appeared and kicked Shirou in the balls. "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then he walked toward SH and gave him his energy. Meanwhile Shirou was writhing in pain.

-Shinuki: "I feel better now." He got up, then 4 cards appeared in front of him. Shirou was trying to get up.

-Shirou: "Aggghhhhh!"

-Shinuki: "Eu invoco o indestrutivel." Shinuki then showed a 5th card that he was holding on his hand. "PRASSODIA!!!" Suddenly someone with the body of Exodia appeared.

-Aaron: "Holy shit! I'm gay and I like pen- Wait what the fuck who chagned the script?............. EXOS!!!"

-Pok: "I'm useless."

-Coza: "Stop saying that! You could do more things if you wanted! And success!"

-Pok: "Not that true."

-Coza: "Yes it is. By the way, how is your project going?"

-Pok: "Damnit Coza! Stop in my face!"

-Policeman: "Please sir come with us."

-Coza: "Me?? But."

-Policeman: "Not buts, come with us."

-Coza: "But why me?!"

-Policeman: "Because you are a disgusting being. How could you do that to a poor 2 years old??"

-Pok: "Hey!"

-Coza: "But, but AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! GODDAMNIT. Shirou is the goddamn pedophile not me!!!!"

-Policeman: "Yeah, that's what they all say." Suddenly Exos appeared.

-Coza: "Hey! Exos! Exos!"

-Policeman: "Do you know him?"

-Coza: "Yes! Hey Exos, please tell this dude that I'm not a freaking pedophile!!!"

-Exos: "Who are you?" He walked away.

-Coza: "Oi Exos! Bastard! I won't play pool with you anymore! Exooooooooooooooossss!"

-Shirou: "Damn! I have no choice! Summoning! Shirou's Harem!!!! Hard Mode!!!!!" Shirou used the attack that used used against Conker in the first round, he summoned his favourite Touhou characters and made them use their strongest attack against SH's Prassodia.

Shinuki: "Gotta go fast! Step it up! Grr! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" SH focused the power of sanic, Prassodia, Fracassado and every BR meme on a small energy ball and fired it toward Shirou's attack. The clash of both attacks generated a massive explosion which destroyed the whole ring.

-Jad: "I have to analyze their movements because I might have to fight one of them in the next round."

-Xari: "Hey look! Those Bewbz are having sex."

-Coza: "Yiff?"

-Jad: "Xari, let's analyze them!"

-Xari: "Yes."

-Coza: "Alien yiff?" Both Shinuki and Shirou were standing still, their bodies were covered in blood.

-Shirou: "I'm impressed you are still alive."

-Shinuki: "You were trying to kill me??!?!?!?!!??!"

-Shirou: ".............................................No."

-Shinuki: "I forfeit."

-Shirou: "WHAT?!"

-Shinuki: "I'm happy because I managed to go to the third round so I can stop now. Just promise me you will win this tournament."

-Shirou: "Ok bro, I promise you I will win!"

-Shinuki: "Thanks bro." They hugged.

-Spectators: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww."

-Exos: "What? No love for Exos? I'm your brother too."

-Shinuki: "Who are you?" Suddenly a bullet impacted him.

-Exos: "You're grounded."

-Shinuki: "What? It was a jokee! Sorryyyyy!"

-Exos: "You're still grounded."

-MarkoPolo: "And the winner is: DX!!!!"

-Shirou: "It's SHIROU!!!"

-NightKnuckles: "Halp! Pls! Halp me! I need halp! with my game!"

-MarkoPolo: "Next match: Dr. Death vs Jad!!!"


Episode 20: Yum!
Spoiler:
-Shinuki: "Vai se fuder."

-Exos: "Joder."

-Death: "Porca Troia."

-Tacohombre:

-Coza: "Bacon."

Jad was talking to his friends in skype.

-Jad: "And then there's this guy and his weird fanfic, apparently I'm a heterophobic obsessed with anal sex. But we all know that's not tru- Oh it's my turn!" Jad walked to the ring clearing his throat and getting ready to sing. Death walked to the ring too but before he reached it Shirou appeared to tell him something.

-Shirou: "Dude please don't cheat."

-Death: "What do you mean?"

-Shirou: "You know what I mean." He laughed.

-Death: "No, I don't."

-Shirou: "You are the Author, don't use your Author powers to win." He laughed again. Exos's eye was twitching, then he broke a Bewbz's neck and charged at Shirou.

-Exos: "WSbycUNWCYBUWicwnsmksimkxsim."

-Shirou: "Notto disu shitto agen!" (Translation: Not this shit again.)

-Jad: "Ok, choose your deck."

-Death: "What do you mean."

-Jad: "We are playing a Yu Gi Oh match!" He cheerfully smiled.

-Death: "No. You are offering that because you know you are better at Yu Gi Oh."

-Jad: "It's called strategizing."

-Death: "Oh yeah? Ok then." He pulled out a table. "Let's arm wrestle."

-Jad: "No."

-MarkoPolo: "You could just fight and use your own abilities and capabilities, and battle your own way?"

-Jad: "Ok."

-Death: "Sure."

-Jad: "Thanks, and for helping us with our little dilemma I will be more gently next time. If you know what I mean." He winked at MP.

-Death: "I know I can win, Allah will help me!"

-Exos: "Traitor! You betrayed Buddha!"

-Jad: "It won't affect me."

-Death: "Oh yeah? What about Buddha!"

-Jad: "Nope~"

-Death: "Flying Spaghetti Monster?"

-Jad: "I'm atheist."

-Death: "I see... Then there's only one thing I can do!" Death placed both hands close to each other and summoned a giant atom with boxing gloves which moved toward Jad and punched him in the face sending him flying away. Meanwhile Death was eating pizza.

-Coza: "Give me!"

-Death: "It has snake meat."

-Coza: "................................. Give me!" Jad walked toward Death and slapped his hand making him drop the pizza.

-Death: "Ah." Death crouched to pick up the pizza, Jad dashed to behind Death but he was shocked because Death bended his knees to pick it up instead of bending the upper part of the body, therefore he couldn't use his technique. He then got up and attempted to slam the pizza on Jad's mouth, but he rapidly dodged.

-Coza: "Stop wasting food." He cried. "Better give it to me!" Meanwhile Exos was fixing the 4th wall again and painting it with Shirou's blood, but don't worry he is still alive. Jad then summoned a karaoke stage and started to sing.

-Jad: "I battle with these demons as I toss and turn at night."

-Coza: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT AGAIN!!!!" The atom with boxing gloves exploded, Death's pizza exploded, one of the Bewbz's head exploded, a random kid from another planet exploded.

-Death: "........................ Meh, he doesn't sing that bad."

-Coza: "What?! Are you deaf or something?"

-Death: "What?"

-Coza: "I said, Are you deaf or something?!"

-Death: "What?"

-Coza: "Nvm, he is deaf."

-Death: "What?" Death launched a road roller but Jad's robots protected him and destroyed the road roller.

-Jad: "I want some flying cars, a ticket to the stars, or even just a world without religious wars."

-Exos: "AGH! Can I punch him again?"

-Coza: "And leave him in another coma?!?! Yes please."

-Death: "There's something I can do." Death pulled out a hammer and started to swing it infront of him and somehow Jad was hit even though he was meters away.

-Shirou: "Dat reach." Death jumped toward Jad and was about to smash him with the hammer but suddenly a bunker appeared and Jad got in, the bunker protected him.

-Death: "So... What now?"

-RetardedBewbz: "Holy shit! he disappeared! Is he a wizard??"

-Shadix: "._>"

-Coza: "..."

-Shadix: "Damnit!!!"

-Coza: "SHADIXFAILFACETIME! -_. n.^ <-v ?-X .__ <.> ^.P"

-Death: "I will wait here, he can't say there for the rest of his life." 3 weeks later... "Still not the rest of his life." 5 years later... "Nope, not the rest of his life." The rest of his life... "So funny."

-Coza: "Does that mean he won?"

-Jad: "I'm still alive."

-Coza: "DAMNIT! Um.... I mean......... DAMNIT!"

-Shirou: "Just kill him already."

-Death: "But that would be mean."

-Whynde: "Yep. So do it."

-Death: "Evil Bro Fist."

-Whynde: "Evil Bro Fist."

-Shirou: "Evil Bro Fist."

-Coza: "Super Bro Fist!" They stared at Coza, their eyes were all red. "Ahaha." One of the Bewbz noticed Coza's joke, he walked toward Exos and put his own neck around Exos's fist and made him suicide him.

Shirou: "Congratulations bro, you killed 9000 Bewbz and suicided one."

-Exos: "It doesn't count if I don't kill them myself!" He was sad.

-Death: "Ok enough waiting."

-Coza: "Fina-fucking-ly."

-Death: "Yep." Death pulled out an even bigger hammer and started to smash the Safety Bunker, but it didn't even scratch it.

-Jad: "No one can get in. Also the Safety Bunker is indestructible!" He laughed.

-Death: "Oh yeah?" He pulled out another hammer which is bigger than the previous hammer. "Chicken Soup." He then smashed the Safety Bunker again, the impact generated a massive explosion that destroyed the whole ring.


Episode 21: To the semi-final round!
Spoiler:
When the dust faded away the Safety Bunker could be seen completely unharmed.

-Death: "Hmm... It looks like I have to... Use a bigger hammer!" The crowd was jeering because the participants weren't fighting at all.

-BossBewbz999: "We have to do something!"

-Bewbz34: "Participant Jad, please get out of that bunker and fight or else we are going to have to disqualify you."

-Jad: ";-;" He got out of the Safety Bunker.

-Exos: "GTFO."

-Jad: ";-;"

-Death: "Haha."

-Bewbz34: "And you, use a normal sized hammer goddamnit or else I'm going to disqualify you."

-Death: ";-;" Meanwhile Rakki was chasing Coza and throwing him little girls with ridiculously big breasts.

-Rakki: "Cozaaaaa, talk to meeeee and give me more children! With Massive boobs!"

-Coza: "Get away!" He pulled out a shotgun and shot her in the eye blowing up part of her head, but she regenerated like the T-1000 from Terminator 2 and continued chasing him. Jad and Death were throwing fucked up sites, pictures, fanfics, videos and more shit at each other.

-Death: "Damn, my toes."

-Exos: "FUCK YOU!"

-Coza: "AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

-Death: "Blame Jad."

-Exos: "I will blame you and Jad, and then I will blame Shadix."

-Shadix: "._>"

-Coza: "..."

-Shadix: "NOT AGAIN!"

-Shirou: "Hey! That's my line!"

-Shade: "Nigga!"

-Shinuki: "Asdsadas."

-Exos: "Too many Sh's..."

-Jad: "I have to finish this right now." He smiled.

-Death: "Hmm?" Jad then pulled out a book. "I think I have seen that book before............. Wait! That's..:!"

-Jad: "The script."

-Death: "Where did you got that???"

-Jad: "I asked Shadix to steal it and give it to me, I used my outstanding persuasion skills."

---Flashback---

-Jad: "Shadix, give me the script."

-Shadix: "Ok."

---End of the Flashback---

-Exos: "Fagit."

-Death: "Are you really going to use the script to win...?"

-Jad: "Yes." He smiled. Jad then started to edit the script to make himself win.

-Death: "Oh yeah? Ok, then I will-"

-Jad: "Too late." Jad was about to write the period but before he did he disappeared dropping the script.

-Death: "What happened...?"

-Exos: "Agh! I'm confused!" He punched a Bewbz but somehow he wasn't hurt. Exos punched him again but no matter how many times he punched the Bewbz he couldn't kill him. "Oh great! Jad the broke the script." MP was trying to speak but the microphone wasn't working either.

-Bewbz1: "We have to fix the script! By the way, the winner is Death because the participant Jad is nowhere to be found.

-Shinuki: "I assume he crashed. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

-Aaron: "Hey Exos! Kiss my ass! Now try to hurt me, I dare you." Then Coza and everyone with scripting knowledge used their powers to fix the script. Also Jad came back.

-Bewbz1: "And there is! The end of the third round. You can rest if you want because the semi-final round is gonna be tough. I guess you remember our areas, restaurant, bars, karaoke.

-Jad: "DID HE SAY KARAOKE?!?!" Then the participants went to different places. Shirou, Exos, Whynde and Death went to the disco.

-Death: "You know, Coza's birthday is coming soon. We have to bring a gift."

-Exos: "I just found a turd on the ground."

-Whynde: "That will do." Meanwhile SH and Pok went to the bar.

-Shinuki: "Waiter, the beer is like hot."

-WaiterBewbz: "Sorry sir, we don't give beer to minors. That's pee."

-Shinuki: "This bar is like stupid and dirty, bring me the bill."

-WaiterBewbz: "$9001.69 and a blowjob."

-Shinuki: "Me has no money. Can I pay with jokes in portuguese?"

-Pok: "SH money." Suddenly the disco exploded. 2 participants were fighting.

-Exos: "OK THAT'S IT! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

-Aaron: "Attack me if you dare! You are going to be disqualified and banned!"

-Bewbz1: "No, that works only if you are still participating. The ones who are still participating have the right to blow the fucking heads of the losers and we won't do a shit."

-Aaron: "..................."

-Exos: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHAHAHAH!"

-Conker: "Don't fiiiiigggghhthth uguuuuu, I brought something that you will likeeeeeee." Conker pulled out weed and he and Exos started to smoke it and see unicorn flying and shoving shotguns up oranges' asses.

-NightKnuckles: "Haaaaalpppp! Pls halp meeee! I'm dying!" NK was with Jad and Xari at the karaoke. Meanwhile Killian was in the bed saying Jad's name repeatedly.

-Bewbz1: "Ok enough! The semi-final round is about to begin!"

-MarkoPolo: "Penguins! I'm still the announcer."

-Pok: "Awwww I to be announcer too."

-MarkoPolo: "Pok? Next match: Coza vs Exos!!!!"

-Death: "Hey Shirou."

-Shirou: "?"

-Death: "Touhou?"

-Shirou: "Touhou...."

-Death: "Hmm."

-Shirou: "I lost all my Touhou games, pictures and music when my PC died!!! JCDBUCNIWBDNUImCniCMSscnimocsunimsnimasnsmduncmdunsdsnsnui." Shirou was in shock, also a lot of foam was coming out of his mouth.

-MarkoPolo: "Dr. Death!"

-Death: "QUICK! Bring me 1000 cubic centimeters of Touhou!"


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Re: Paraody. Tournament of Lqls.

Post by Death Rebel on Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:12 pm

Episode 22: Unexpectedly expected event.
Spoiler:
One of the Bewbz received a letter from his lord.

-BigBossBewbz007: "Hmmm... What the fuck does this say? Man, our lord surely does have a shitty grammar."

-BiggerBossBewbz3.14: "You idiot! That's a language only the Bewbz of my rank and higher can read." The Bigger Boss Bewbz started to read the letter. "Interesting." The Bewbz then started to make an announcement, he said it through the speakers. "Ladies, gentlemen, shemales and Chaos Shadow. I have an important announcement to make, we are going to change the semi-final matches!!!"

-Aaron: "That's godmod and against the rules." Then Exos appeared and punched Aaron in the face.

-BiggerBossBewbz3.14: "We are going to write the names of the semi-finalists on different small toilet paper pieces and put it inside our random machine in a sexual way. Then the machine will give birth to the results of the semi-final matches! So you can continue resting and playing and drinking and raping."

-Coza: "Why would they do that...?"

-Exos: "Because they suck. SUUUUCK!"

-Death: "Hmm, let's see... Shirou if you fight Coza forfeit."

-Shirou: "............. Why would I do that?"

-Death: "Because I have a plan to defeat him and win the tournament."

-Shirou: "Dude I want to win too."

-Death: "Touhou?"

-Shirou: "Yes!!"

-Death: "You recovered really fast... After losing your PC."

-Shirou: "The power of Touhou can heal any type of wounds in my heart and soul."

-Coza: "Gaaaaaay."

-Shirou: "Moron..."

-Death: "How much time will it take you to get the results?"

-BigBossBewbz99: "Around 3 or 4 hours."

-Death: "What?"

-BigBossBewbz99: "Don't complain! You know those things have to be done slowly and with love!" Meanwhile in the room.

-BiggerBossBewbz3.14: "Hey, if it wasn't against the rules of the company... I would make you my wife."

-RandomMachine: "Oooooh~ BiggerBossBewbz3.14-samaa~"

-BiggerBossBewbz3.14: "Oh RandomMachine-chan." SH accidentaly watched them, then he slowly walked away toward the stadium.

-Shirou: "Hey bro! Bro? Are you ok?"

-Shinuki: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

-Shade: "I work for Capcom."

-Whynde: "Crapcom."

-Shade: "Nigga! How dare you to insult my nigga company you nigga! I will fucking break your nigga skull and give it to your nigga dog!" The Bewbz started to speak through the speakers.

-BiggerBossBewbz3.14: "Ok then! Here are the results! Are you ready?!?!?!" Everybody was excited, it looks like something unexpected will happen. Firts match!"

-Shirou: "Here it comes!"

-Jad: "I fear the future and destiny of the universe."

-Tacohombre:

-Conker: "Uguuuuoooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh."

-BiggerBossBewbz3.14: "Coza vs Exos! Second match: Shirou vs Death! That's all."

-Coza: "Holy shit s0n!"

-MarkoPolo: "Oh no! That change confused me!" He said while tap dancing on Coza's head.

-Jad: "I will analyze them."

-Death: "But you lost, what's the point?"

-Exos: "He most likely will imagine us in a homosexual orgy and fap to it."

-Jad: "Why would I do that..."

-Shirou: "Do you need to ask?"

-Jad: "Yes, yes I do." Both participants walked to the ring, but they didn't seem to hate each other since they are good friends.

-Coza: "Swoi oi!"

-Exos: "Die."

-Coza: "Maaaan, I can't believe we did it to the finals. I'm like super happy br0, deep shit. Let's take a picture to remember this moment!"

-Exos: "Fuck you, I dislike cameras. Everytime someone wants to take a picture I feel like punching the camera... And the person."

-Coza: "That's good, so you will get motivated to fight!" He smiled.

-Exos: "...................... Good point." He pulled out a camera and got close to Coza, then they both did a badass pose but then...

-Coza: "Exos... It's recording." Suddenly some minutes of silence.

-Exos: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Exos started to smack Coza with the camera.

-Coza: "Fagit! The bastard attacked me all of sudden. I must use my speed and agility, I should also-" But before he finished Exos shoved the camera down his throat.

-Exos: "Shut the fuck up." Exos then put on his bloxing gloves and strongly punched Coza heavily wounding him.

-Coza: "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! What are those gloves made of?!?! Steel? Diamond?? Adamantium?????"

-Exos: "Glass."

-Coza: "Damn youuuuuu! Ban Cannon!!!" Coza fired his amazing Ban Cannon toward Exos generating a massive explosion which left a cloud of dust around the whole ring, when it faded away Exos was seen standing there completely unharmed. "WHAT?!"

-Shirou: "Amazing... Coza's special attack didn't hurt him!!!" The spectators were all shocked, they couldn't believe it.

-Coza: "But how...?"

-Exos: "I activated my Idon'tgiveaflyingfuck barrier. You can ban me 90012335244242264262 times if you want, I won't give a flying fuck."

-Coza: "Impossibru!"


Episode 23: Two morons facing each other.
Spoiler:
Exos opened his chest and pulled out a vacuum cleaner.

-Exos: "I used this vacuum cleaner to catch ghost when I was a ghostbuster, you don't have a soul, therefore you are a zombie"

-Coza: "How do you know??"

-Exos: "Because you are a ginger!"

-Coza: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The vacuum cleaner covered itself in glass and charged at Coza, he tried to eat it but it was no use and he wounded his teeth. The vacuum cleaner started to beat the shit out of Coza. Meanwhile Exos was making a BBQ.

-NightKnuckles: "Halp! Pls halp damnit!"

-Coza: "Fagit!" Coza kicked the vacuum cleaner away and ate Exos's BBQ.

-Exos: "HAO DARYU YU! Reviving ol' LoC meme!" Exos punched Coza in the face but somehow he wasn't hurt.

-Coza: "Shishishi. Silly Exos, my face already got used to your punches. You can't hurt me"

-Exos: "Can't hurt you, huh?." Exos put on his glass boxing gloves and punched Coza in the face. "Hao 'bout nao!"

-Coza: "Nopeeeee~ Wait... Yeah, it did hurt me this time." He started to writhe on the ground covering his face. "You have indeed insane strength, but that strength reduced your speed, that's why I'm sure I can win!!!"

-Exos: "You are underestimating me. I will show you my true speed!!" Exos opened his chest and pulled out a Ford Mustang, he got in and started the engine. "I will shove this car up your ass!"

-Coza: "Sonuvabitch!" Exos slammed his foot on the pedal and the car went toward Coza at insane speed, he launched some sosidge rollz at the car but it was covered in glass. "Shitshitshit!!" the car crashed Coza and the impact sent him toward the spectators because the flyswatter couldn't protect a shit, but that's not all! The car shot out toward the terraces and it crashed close to where Coza is. "Are you crazy?!?!? Dumb question, I know. Ahaha." Exos chased Coza on the terraces running over anything in its path.

-Bewbz213: "Can't they have a normal fight?!?!?" Coza started to strip and dance I'm sexy and I know it. The car pulled out a knife and cut its throat, then it exploded.

-Coza: "I assume you are already tired, however I have just sip tea. Now choose, death............. or POONTAH!"

-Shirou: "Uh oh."

-Exos: "I choose........................................... Or."

-Shirou: "Ownt!"

-Coza: "........................ He chooses Or............... by POONTAH!" Then Coza summoned a tribe and they attempted to roughly buttrape Exos but he brutally murdered the whole tribe. "That wasn't supposed to happen!!" He cried. Coza pulled out a needle and injected bacon on his veins making himself 3 times stronger.

-Exos: "His power didn't change."

-Coza: "Super Ban Cannon." Coza fired an upgraded version of his Ban Cannon but Exos activated his Idon'tgiveaflyingfuck barrier again and ignored the attack. "Bitch! You can't ignore my girth!" Then a bullet impacted. Coza dashed toward Exos and attempted to beat the shit out of him but Exos dodged the attacks, it even looks like he can predict his movements.

-Exos: "Silly Coza, you forgot we share the same mind."

-Coza: "We share the same lack o-"

-Exos: "Lack of mind."

-Coza: "Fagit!"

-Exos: "No u!" Meanwhile a hooded man appeared in the headquarters.

-BigBossBewbz921: "We are about to reach the maximum power." Then he noticed the hooded man. "What are you doing here?"

-HoodedMan: "We have to surpass the maximum power!"

-BigBossBewbz921: "B-but it will blow up the-" The hooded man whose identity I won't reveal yet, deal with it damnit, shot the Big Boss Bewbz and he dropped on the ground dead. The other Bewbz were atonished and continued working.

HoodedMan: "This has just started." Meanwhile in the ring Coza and Exos were attacking each other, RATATATATATATATATTATAATTAATATTAATATATATATATATTATATA! POWPOWPOWPOWPWOPOWPOWPOWPWPOWOPW! KABOOMBOMBOMOOBOOMBOOBOMOMOMOBOOM! Explosions, blood, shit eveywhere. Both fighters were gasping, they are getting tired.

-Coza: "Hey Exos."

-Exos: "Die."

-Coza: "I came."

-Exos: "Die."

-Coza: "To give you a message."

-Exos: "Die."

-Coza: "Gingers on mothercycles." Coza got on Exos's mother driving her, he crashed into a wall and she exploded.

-Exos: "Die."

-Coza: "Well that was useless. Ahaha."

-Exos: "Die." Exos dashed toward Coza and punched him in the knee, Coza pulled out of his nipples a long katana.

-Killian: "Wow it's long...... LIKE MY DICK!" The size of the katana is 3 meters.

-Exos: "It doesn't exists." Coza attempted to cut Exos's head off but it didn't hurt him. "It doesn't exists, therefore it can't hurt me."

-Coza: "Stop ignoring my attacks and saying they don't exist!!!" Coza fired a lot of revamped sprites of Coza, his sonic FC toward Exos but he countered with vectors of ponies, both attacks clashed and exploded. Coza kneed Exos in the face, but then he quickly kicked Coza in the stomach but he dodged and slammed his foot on Exos's ankle making him fall but Exos quickly placed his hands on the ground and pushed himself upward, then he attempted to slam his fist on Coza's back but he turned around and received the punch directly in the chest, the impact sent him toward a wall. Exos jumped toward Coza and slapped his forehead badly damaging him, then he backhanded Coza into the kitchen and made him make him a sandwich, Coza made the sandwich but then he ate it making Exos get pissed, he pulled out a chainsaw and chased Coza.

-Coza: "I will show you!" Coza summoned all of his accounts.

Bewbz1232: "1, 2, 5, 68... There are 68 of them!!!"

-Coza: "Your chances of defeating me are 0." Then all of them started to beat the shit out of Exos, but then he summoned a wall of glass to protect himself.

-Exos: "I don't think so." Exos then summoned all of his accounts too and they are............ 69!!!!

-Coza: "Crap!" Then Exos and his accounts started to beat the shit out of Coza and his accounts. Exos then opened his chest and pulled out a school bus full of kids, then he, his dog, his parrot, his hat, his blind beedrill, his 69 accounts, his vacuum cleaner, his car and his spoon got in the bus, they were all holding different weapons such as baseball bats made of glass, glass swords, glass flamethrowers, glass lightsabers, glass rifles and more shit, even the kids were holding weapons because they are Exos's students, one of the kids brutally murdered the driver.

-Kid: "Exos-sensei! I killed the driver!"

-Exos: "I am proud." The kid started to drive the car and run over Coza and his accounts heavily wounding them.

-Coza: "I can win! I can feel it!!! I will show you!!!! Behold! The 69th account! CumFilledMeal!!!" Coza summoned a futa, it dashed toward the bus at the speed of a crocodile wanking and penetrated the bus making it exploded. The explosion destroyed the whole ring.

-Shirou: "I-Is it over...? They died...?" But Coza and Exos were standing still covered in blood.

-Coza: "You are a worthy opponent... But I have to defeat you right here right now!!!" Coza started to charge a lot of energy.

-Exos: "Having to defeat me is a sign of weakness." He pulled out a lot of beans and started to eat them.

-Jad: "NO! EVERYBODY WATCH OUT!!!" Coza and Exos continued charging energy.

-Bewbz1: "Don't worry! The barrier will protect us!"

-Bewbz2: "The barrier?"

-Bewbz1: "Goddamnit! The flyswatter won't protect anything! It doesn't matter how big the flyswatter is, it won't protect us!!"

-Bewbz2: "I know, that's why I put... 2 giant flyswatters!"

-Bewbz1: "You idiot!!!!!!!!!!" Coza and Exos farted at the same time, the explosion destroyed the whole fucking universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But amazingly the flyswatters protected everybody in the stadium except MarkoPolo who was in the middle of the ring tap dancing, he died.

-Bewbz234: "Now what?" The Bewbz used their amazing technology to teleport the stadium to another universe. Meanwhile it looks like both Coza and Exos are standing still, but they aren't moving.....


Episode 24: The Power of Touhou.
Spoiler:
-MarkoPolo: "Next match: DX vs Dr. Death!!!"

-Shirou: "It's time..."

-Death: "Yeah."

-Shirou: "I hope you are ready, because I will do my best to defeat you!"

-Death: "We'll see, clown."

-Shirou: "The fuck, man!!??" He was shocked.

-Death: "Sorry... I thought it would sound cool."

-Shirou: "Ok I forgive you, but don't do it again."

-Shinuki: "Death-chaaaaan!"

-Death: ">: ( ¬///¬"

-Exos: "Death-chan is tsundere."

-Death: "Baka..." Both participants walked to the ring. "Shall we begin? As a courtesy I will let you attack fi-"

-Shirou: "I'll make you eat those words!!" Shirou quickly dashed toward Death and rapidly punched him in the chest sending him against a wall. "Hurricane Comet!!"

-Death: "You liar, everybody is a liar!" Death pulled out an alphabet soup and started to eat it. "That's how it's done."

-Shirou: "Deadly Tornado Boost!" Shirou dashed toward Death. "Gorgeous Neko Fly!" And jumped toward Death, but he launched the bowl where he was eating the soup at Shirou's face. "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

-Death: "I will show you the true power of Buddha in this soccer match because Pikachu evolved into MetalGreymon and we have to save South Park before Namek explodes!"

-Shirou: "Death... Were you smoking Conker's weed??"

-Death: "No, this is my normal state."

-Shirou: "!!!" Shirou started to cover his fists with wind. "Aero Revitalization!" He appeared behind Death. "Stealth Breeze Sneak!" And started to badly beat the shit out of him. "Cyclone Beating!" But Death somehow figured out Shirou was behind him and was able to block some blows, but he was still hurt. Then both Shirou and Death started to attack each other at a speed a normal person couldn't follow.

-Bewbz5: "If they continue fighting like that they will destroy the ring!!!" Suddenly both fighters punched each other in the face at the same time, the impact sent them flying but then they went back to the ring, they look extremely tired, even the spectators and the some participants were tired, Aaron was taken away on a stretcher with a nitrous oxide mask. Exos was stabbing a knife on Aaron's stomach.

-Shirou: "Why don't we stop messing around?"

-Death: "¿¿¿¿¿"

-Shirou: "I mean, let's fight seriously!"

-Death: "Nah." Shirou pulled a CD with the extended version of Touhou Vocal Music and absorbed it, his body started to shine as his power increased.

-Shirou: "I activated my Touhou Routine power, the only way to get out of it is defeating me in a Danmaku battle!" Shirou started to fire a lot of bullets, knives, bazookas, grenades, shit, lasers, etc toward Death at insane speed, Death didn't move and took the whole attack.

-Death: "I had to take the attack but now it's over." But then a shadow that looks like Shirou used the same attack against Death.

-Shirou: "I told you, you can't escape from my Routine."

-Exos: "How many hours does he play Touhou per night?"

-Coza: "16 hours and 30 minutes."

-Exos: "And per day? including morning and night?"

-Coza: "300 hours."

-Exos: "But that doesn't make any fucking sense, what the fuck are you talking about?"

-Coza: "I'm srs m8, 3000 hours."

-Exos: "But you just said 300 hours."

-Coza: "No no no, 300 hours yesterday, 3000 hours today and tomorrow Bacon."

-Exos: "So Sharknado."

-Jad: "Nah, you are just all sick."

-Conker: "Free weed! I'm selling free weed for only $30."

-Death: "Chicken Soup!" Suddenly a giant Bowl of Chicken Soup fell from the sky.

-ChickenSoup: "Woof! Woof!"

-Death: "Behave!" Chaos Shadow got on the ring and started to sniff Chicken Soup's ass, Chicken Soup sniffed Chaos Shadow's ass too. Chaos Shadow lifted his leg and peed on Chicken Soup's face.

-Exos: "Oops! I was taking him out and I accidentaly released him, hehe." Exos put the leash on Chaos Shadow and started to take him for a walk around the stadium.

-ChaosShadow: "Woof! Woof!"

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "What are you doing?! You imbecile!"

-Shinuki: "You are like weird and my favourite Onii-chan, but Shirou is like my favourite Onii-chan too."

-Death: "Chicken Soup, attack!" The Chicken Soup dashed toward Shirou and started to beat the shit out of him making the Touhou Routine attack disappear "Kawaii desu ne."

-Shirou: "Extreme Typhoon Dodge!" Shirou managed to get away from the giant bowl. "Deadly Tornado Boost!" And dashed toward Death. But then a telephone started to ring.

-Death: "Mochi mochi, Death desu." Death started to strangle Shirou with the telephone wire even though it's wireless.

-Shirou: "This doesn't make any fucking sense!! Stealth Wind Escape!" Shirou managed to get away from Death. "I knew it... This match would be tough... That's why I have to finish you with my ultimate attack! Summoning! Shirou's Harem!"

-Death: "Ok."

-Shirou: "Lunatic Mode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" This time Shirou summoned every Touhou Character but now they are all 50 times bigger, then they started to use their strongest attack against Death, the ammount of shoots was so high the only thing that can be seen on the stadium is a colorful gargantuan blast. The attack destroyed the whole ring. "Sorry buddy.... But I will revive you with one of my wishes!" But when the cloud of dust faded away Death could be seen standing still with only a few scratches. "IMPOSSIBLE!!!"

-Death: "Fufufufu. I have been training last night, playing Touhou Lunatic mode non-stop and I managed to beat it. Sorry but your Touhou attacks won't affect me."

-Shirou: "Damn you!!"


Episode 25: Kawaii Desu Ne.
Spoiler:
-MarkoPolo: "And the battle continues!"

-Shirou: "Wait, didn't you die in the explosion when the attacks of Coza and Exos clashed??"

-Exos: "You are slooooooooooooooow."

-MarkoPolo: "I texted my past self 5 minutes before the explosion."

-Coza: "But if your past self died, shouldn't your future self be dead? And thus unable to text your past self?"

-MarkoPolo: "Penguins." Shirou dashed toward Death.

-Death: "I should be working on my secret projects." Suddenly Shirou stopped advancing but he was jogging in place. "Ok." Then Death mercilessly attacked Shirou but for some reason Shirou continued jogging covered in blood. "I demand an explanation!" Suddenly a lot of cuts appeared on Death's body, also Shirou disappeared.

-Shirou: "Tears of the Gods! Lag Attack!"

-Death: "Oh yeah?" Death pulled out a hammer and smacked Shirou sending him to the other side of the planet. Shirou pulled out his twin blades and started to slash forward and even though he was in the other side of the planet his attack still reached Death. "I don't understand how does this work." Death started to swing his hammer and the attacks reached Shirou. After a while Shirou dashed back to the ring and kicked Death in the arm.

-Death: "That reminds me.... I'm not a lolicon anymore."

-Shirou: "..."

-Death: "Nah, I'm kidding. April Fools! Wait today is April 1 right?"

-Shirou: "Dude..... Please don't say that." He cried.

-MarkoPolo: "But he is typing."

-Shirou: "No, he is talking. He is one of the characters in the story so even if the readers are reading, Death inside the story is talking."

-MarkoPolo: "But he is the author, so he is typing."

-Shirou: "Murdering Hurricane Scythe!" Shirou started to attack Death using his twin blades.

-Aaron: "Shiruo has imporved sicne his batle wit Conker."

-Exos: "I will improve your fucking face with my fists, GODDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNNIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!"

-Coza: "I heard that as "I will improve your fucking face with my tits."

-Exos: "You hear with your tits?"

-Coza: "My outfit is so comfortable. It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"

-Jad: "You are wearing nothing..."

-Death: "I will show yo- AH! My eyes! My God eyes!!"

-Shirou: "Now! It's my chances to get close to Death and punch him directly in the face while boosting myself with my wind powers! Deadly Tornado Boost!" He dashed toward Death but he heard Shirou's strategy and kicked him in the stomach sending him away. "I knew you would do that."

-Exos: "UR LYING!!!!!" Death started to throw IE videos and pictures toward Shirou, but he was countering with Touhou videos and pictures. They didn't seem to be getting hurt, infact they were healing each other.

-Death: "This is useless."

-Shirou: "Yeah."

-Death: "Then why don't you stop?"

-Shirou: "You can't stop the power of Touhou!" Shirou took off his glasses and pulled out a pocket knife. He dashed toward Death and started to cut the existence, Death managed to dodge.

-Death: "Are you trying to kill me???"

-Shirou: "I'm sorry buddy but I swear I will revive you."

-Death: "Is that a yes?"

-Shirou: "Yes."

-Death: "Ok."

-Shinuki: "Death is like in troubles. I know it's not my problem but since is my problem." Death pulled out a picture of his big sister in underwear and quickly pasted it on Shirou's face.

-Shirou: "AAAHHHH!! What have you done?!?!?!"

-Death: "It's the deadly sight attack, now you won't be able to see anything."

-Exos: "As if watching Coza and Killian dancing naked wasn't enough, now I will have some nice nightmares."

-Shirou: "I hate my luck."

-Rakki: "Coza talk meeee!!!!! T-T"

-Coza: "Get away!" Coza pulled out a semen-seeker rocket launcher and fired it toward Rakki blowing up her head. But again she regenerated. "Nopenopenopenopenope." He solarfarted destroying Rakki and now she isn't able to regenerate anymore. "iconkermityayplz".

-Shinuki: "Bro, just take that picture off your face."

-Death: "He can't because I used Art Attack PVA Glue!"

-Shirou: "I can!" Shirou chopped the picture with his pocket knife, but he also cut his face a bit. "Fukou Da!"

-Death: "This battle needs to end right now."

-Shirou: "You are a great opponent, it would be a shame to end this soon. But I have my VNs fresh from the oven and I don't want it to get cold."

-Death: "Ok." Death pulled out a picture of 2 neko maid twin lolis sleeping... Cosplaying Reimu!

-Shirou: "Ah.... Ahh.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He started to nosebleed a lot. The moe overdose knocked him out.

-Coza: "Don't worry. He has rape." Then a bullet impacted him.

-Exos: "Brohoof."

-Coza: "Brohoof."

-Death: "Avocado."


Episode 26: The fucking final battleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Spoiler:
-Bewbz8: "1!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Exos: "3 Doesn't exists, Jodeeeeeeer."

-Bewbz8: "4!!!! 5!!!!!!!!!"

-RetardedBewbz: "75, 90 344."

-Bewbz8: "345!!! 346!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you."

-RetardedBewbz: "Ok." The Bewbz started to fuck himself, Jad and Xari were analyzing him.

-Bewbz8: "1!!! 2!!!!!" Shirou rapidly got up and cut Death's hand.

-Death: "Noooooooooooooo." But then he revealed his hand was hidden in his sleeve right before Shirou cut it. "Fufufufu."

-Shirou: "Fufufu, I knew you would do that. Fufufu."

-Death: "My fufufufu!"

-Shirou: "Fufufu."

-Exos: "Fufufuckyou."

-Shirou: "Hey Death!" Shirou fired the opening of Gakuen Alice toward Death. "Trollololol."

-Death: "Fak u I'm still waiting for season 2!" He was heavily hurt. "Hey Shirou."

-Shirou: "Hmm?"

-Death: "Me and my little sister sleep in the same bed trollololol."

-Shirou: "FUCK YOU!"

-Exos: "He sleeps with his big sister too."

-Death: "You thought that my big sister in underwear was bad? Hehehe! Now I will show you... A picture of my big sister.... NAKED!!"

-Shirou: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Coza: "Oh God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

-MarkoPolo: "Time up."

-Death: "I didn't know the matches had time limit."

-Shirou: "So who won?"

-Bewbz1: "Ok then, to decide the winner we will..." The Bewbz strectched his anus and pulled out a bottle. He put it on the ground and started to spin it.

-Coza: "2legit4u." The bottle stops spinning pointing at............................................................................................. DEATH!

-Death: "Yay." But then a small breeze moved the bottle making it point at Shirou. "D'oh!"

-MarkoPolo: "And the winner is DX!!!!!!!!!!"

-Shirou: "It's Shirou!!"

-Jad: "Shoe."

-Coza: Shitpoo."

-Bewbz1: "Now please battlers, get ready for the final match! You have 2 hours to get ready."

-Shirou: "I promise I will win... For those who lost against me... And for Touhou!"

-Exos: "I promise I will break your fucking skull, wybnxwcwnumewunwsims." Meanwhile in the Bewbz VIP Room.

-PantlessBewbz: "Maaaan, it's so hot."

-BiggerBossBewbz24: "So this is the last match..."

-HoodedMan: "Yes."

-BabyBewbz: "Huuuu huuuuuuuuuuuu poo poo."

-BiggerBossBewbz24: "I can't right now, wait until the match ends." The Hooded Man took off a small machine from his mouth and left the room. It looks like that machine is a translator. Meanwhile in the stadium.

-Tacohombre:

-Shinuki: "Brother this is like the final match and you are the best."

-Pok: "SH suck."

-Shinuki: "Pok, what have I done to you? But don't worry you are like stupid and retarded."

-Pok: "No like orange."

-Shinuki: "Why don't you like oranges?" He was sad.

-Pok: "No! I like orange." Death launched an orange at Pok's forehead. "OUCH! The Death?!?!"

-Death: "I thought you wanted an orange."

-Coza: "Death don't annoy my bby."

-Pok: "But annoying."

-Whynde: "Pok, look. Learn english!"

-Pok: "Whynde, I spelling good."

-Whynde: "No, it's not."

-Pok: "I know."

-Death: "¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿"

-Aaron: "Death don't ues the qestion mrak upisde down, it's stupid."

-Death: "Death isn't here." He was wearing a fake mustache.

-Coza: "WHO ARE YOU??? Good sir."

-Aaron: "Deth act your aeg!!!!! And Coza, yu are stpuid."

-Death: "Sailor Moon."

-Aaron: "Sailor Moon it's not cool! It's shit!"

-Coza: "Wanna hear something cool? Ice. Ahaha." A Bewbz heard Coza's joke and started to strangle himself with his own intestine. Then Exos appeared and punched Coza in the face, then he started to beat the shit out of Aaron, then he fired the bewbz who strangled himself and killed his family.

-Exos: "If anyone asks, I strangled him."

-Coza: "Ok."

-RandomKid: "Wow! Who strangled that Bewbz?"

-Coza: "Not Exos."

-Exos: "Fagit."

-Killian: "I will write a rap and then I will bang my 50 girlfriends and then I will break their hearts. I'm so evil. I'm the reincarnation of the malevolence and there's only void in my heart and soul."

-Shirou: "Player!"

-Killian: "Don't hate the player, hate the game."

-Coza: "I will hate both m8."

-Sazie: "Hi, what are you doing?" Killian then helped a grandma cross the road, then he donated money to charity.

-Killian: "Just doing what I always do."

-Bewbz1: "Ok then! I hope everybody is ready for.... THE FINAL BATTLE OF THE TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-MarkoPolo: "Final Match:"


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Re: Paraody. Tournament of Lqls.

Post by Death Rebel on Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:18 am

Episode 27: I ran out of episode title ideas.
Spoiler:
------Flashback of Coza vs Exos------

TS was left in the previous universe.

-Tailslash: "Where is the tournament? Where did it go? Why is it so dead? Damn, no one is online. Play Halo with me pls." Meanwhile in the tournament. MP was texting himself 5 minutes before the explosion.

-MarkoPolo: "I hope this helps. And the battle continues!"

-Shirou: "I knew they would do that."

-Exos: "I can't move."

-Coza: "Me neither.... I guess we can't continue fighting." Suddenly Exos face turned blue and he grew a mustache.

-Exos: "Ilied.jpg." Then he pulled out Knuckles and started to smack Coza with him.

-Knuckles: "They are our future."

-Coza: "M8 m8 m8, not cool m8." Coza started to shit energy and fired a meat laser toward Exos. He used the meat to make another BBQ but Coza ate it. "Don't worry Exos, there will be always a third BBQ."

-Exos: "Bitch I wi-................................................................................................................................... HJCSWBYNSCMSH sb SNbsijN kscsbknjscbscjnknjcjkscsbvsijk nscshubcjnkcssnjcs cjnksccsn." Coza launched the video of himself and Killian dancing naked toward Exos face. "Fagit!" Coza dashed toward Exos and started to beat the shit out of him since he can't see a fuck because the video made him become blind. Exos took his eyes off. "Much better." And smashed Coza and in the face sending him against a wall, then he put his eyes back.

-Coza: "Mute-Ken!" Coza tried to mute Exos so he can stop swearing but he used his IDGAF barrier again.

-Exos: "Predictable. Omega Dad." Exos's robotic arm started to change. Now it's 69 times bigger. "This is the result of my extreme training, watching "Game Reviews" everyday since I was born."

-Coza: "I thought it was the result of Jad's science."

-Jad: "Exos is right this time, that arm is supposed to become 68 times bigger." Exos started to spank Coza's existence breaking his bones and massively wounding him.

-Coza: "I'm gonna blow up!" He solarfarted on Exos's robotic arm generating a massive explosion. Then both participants started to attack each other at insane speed.

-Coza and Exos at the same time: "SHARKNADO!!!!!!!!!" Both used their super attack with amazing special effects, Sharknado. Sharks flying everywhere, they started to eat the spectators. Meanwhile Coza and Exos continued fighting. After a while both participants started to get tired, Coza dropped to his knees and Exos was reading the newspaper. His dog started to take a shit.

-Exos: "BAD DOG!" He smacked his dog with the newspaper, then his dog walked to Coza and took a shit on his head. "Good dog." Meanwhile in the HQ one of the Bewbz was watching the security cameras and noticed something.

-Bewbz66: "Oh my god! I have to tell the others." Meanwhile in the ring Exos pulled out a gun, so did Coza. Then they dashed to each other and placed their guns on their foreheads. Both started to fire 1337 times but they missed all the shoots. The Bewbz who was stalking the security camera appeared and started to whisper something to a Bigger Boss Bewbz.

-BiggerBossBewbz2345: "Participant Exos! DISQUALIFIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Exos: "..............................."

-Coza: "Wat."

-Shirou: "I knew that would happen."

-Aaron: "YES!"

-Exos: "You don't disqualify me, I disqualify myself." He started to beat the shit out of himself knocking himself out.

-Coza: "Why did you disqualify him anyway?"

-BiggerBossBewbz2345: "It doesn't matter, he is K.O. so the winner is: COZA!!!!"

-MarkoPolo: "B-But I'm the announcer!" He cried while tap dancing on Coza's head.

-BiggerBossBewbz2345: "Whatever, now the other 2 dudes start fighting so we can end this shit already."

------End of the flashback------

-MarkoPolo: "Coza vs DX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Shirou: "It's Shirou damnit!!!"

-Coza: "Ok, Shirou damnit. Ahaha." Both participant walked to the ring. Now the ring is 3 times bigger than the normal ring.

-Exos: "It's not bigger."

-Coza: "Let's fight Shirou. Don't hold back because I will give everything I have got in this fight!"

-Shirou: "Good luck." Both participants jumped to each other and an amazing battle started. SLAAAAAAAAAMM!!! AND POWWWW!!!! AND KABOOOOOOM!!

-MarkoPolo: "This is amazing. There's way too much power in this fight."

-Shirou: "Crimson Moon Destroyer + English-Patch!" Shirou charged an energy ball made of the energy of the translated version of his Visual Novels and dashed toward Coza.

-Coza: "I will have to use my Owner power-up!" Coza increased his lesbian aura, he took off his shirt and started to breakdance. Shirou fired his attack toward Coza but he countered with a Ban Cannon. Both attacks clashed, the explosion destroyed the whole ring and sent Coza and Shirou against a wall.

-NightKnuckles: "Haaaaaaaaaaalp! Pls halp me!"

-Death: "2 minutes and they already destroyed the ring."

-Jad: "And they have enough power to continue fighting."

-Coza: "Not bad, kiddo!"

-Shirou: "This has just begun."


Episode 28: The birth of urm0meon.
Spoiler:
-Coza: "Back from college!" He announced. "We spent around 5 hours playing Mario Kart.... And I was always first place!!"

-Exos: "Bastard."

-Shirou: "What? College?? We were just fighting right now!!!"

-Coza: "We did? Sorry I did not notice, Ahaha."

-Shirou: "..."

-Coza: "Your attacks lack power. This doesn't feel like a fight at all."

-Shirou: "I will make you eat those words!!!"

-Death: "Letter Soup?"

-Exos: "HOW DARE YOU TO BETRAY THE CHICKEN SOUP!!" Exos dashed toward Death and slammed a Chicken Soup Bowl on his head.

-Death: "Chicken Soup Helmet." He smiled cheerfully.

-Bewbz452: "HEY! You can't fight outside a match! You both are DISQUALIFIED!!!"

-Shinuki: "Asdsadas! They aren't participating anymore. Silly Bewbz."

-Bewbz452: "Eh?"

-Exos: "You're fired."

-Bewbz452: "You can't f-" But before he could finish he heard his phone ringing. "Who the fuck..." He answered. "Hello! Yes, it's me. WHAT?! My family is dead?????????? But how?????"

-Exos: "I killed them."

-Bewbz452: "That's impossible! You never left this place!!"

-Exos: "......."

-Bewbz452: "My family.... My Whor- I mean my fiancee.... My daughter.... Even my horse..."

-Exos: "Atatatatatatatatata! You are already dead." Then the Bewbz died.

-Coza: "College Project Demo!!!" Coza created a barrier around himself.

-Shirou: "I won't fall for your tricks! Wind Destroyer Dash!!" Shirou dashed toward Coza but the barrier sent him backward making him fall on the ground. Coza summoned the demo of a game he has been working on.

-Coza: "You can't go through my barrier unless you beat my game!"

-Shirou: "It's not Touhou and there are not lolis in it, so I won't play your game." Shirou jumped toward Coza's head and kicked his index finger.

-Coza: "SHIROU! I SWEAR! PARAGRAPH OF INSULTS!!!!" Coza started to write a paragraph full of insults toward Shirou.

-Shirou: "TL;DR!!!" Shirou successfully ignored Coza's attack because it was too long, thus he didn't read it.

-Coza: "Fagit! How dare you to ignore me? I am The Coza! You don't ignore The Coza! You prai-" But before he could finish Shirou quickly pulled out his Twin Blades and attacked Coza sending him against a wall.

-Shirou: "Your stupidness will be your downfall. Demon Kaze Step!" Shirou rapidly dashed toward Coza. "Assassin Thief Double Cut!!!" Then he was getting his Twin Blades ready as he charged at Coza who pulled out his Counter Sword stunning Shirou. While Shirou was stunned, Coza launched a strong uppercut sending Shirou 69 meters away.

-Coza: "Lel."

-Shirou: "That was luck. Wind God Slayer Repeat!" Shirou repeated the same attack but Coza used the Counter Sword again to stun Shirou but this time he slashed him a few times before finishing with a strong uppercut. Shirou rapidly got up and started to charge the Strong Attack of his Twin Blades as he slowly walked toward Coza. After getting near him Shirou was about to launch the attack but Coza predicted his move, so he switched to Plasma Sword and slammed it on the ground stunning Shirou, then he rapidly switched back to Counter Sword and uppercutted Shirou again.

-Exos: "U suuuuuuuuk!" He said while beating the shit out of some Bewbz and Aaron.

-MarkoPolo: "Penguins! This battle is getting even more intense! Shirou is completely helpless against Coza's iron defense!!!!"

-Coza: "I'm not even trying~" But after a few seconds an invisible force damaged Coza sending him flying. "U W0TM8!" It was Shirou's Twin Blades attack, but the lag delayed it. "Fagittttttt."

-Exos: "U suuuuuuuuuuuuk!"

-Shinuki: "Exos-san-nee-nii-san-sama-chan-kun-dono-senpai. You already said that asdsadas."

-Exos: "You forgot to say sama at the end. You are grounded!"

-Shinuki: "But... I said sama."

-Exos: "But not at the end. You are double grounded!!"

-Shinuki: "..." He stayed silent a few seconds. "Exos, you are an asshole, go die Smile" Then he punched Exos.

-Exos: "I won't fall for that."

-Shinuki: "Ground me again fagit!" Exos strongly punched Shinuki's foot burying him on the ground.

-MarkoPolo: "Participant Exos launches a strong attack leaving his opponent, Shinuki, heavily damaged! Penguintastic!"

-Bewbz4345: "Wrong match! And they aren't even participating! Why the fuck are they still here anyway?!"

-Exos: "STFU!" Exos started to beat the shit out of the Bewbz, meanwhile Death was staring at Marko Polo with an emotionless expression as he slowly raised his hand which was holding a needle full of Plankton Soup.

-MarkoPolo: "Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

-NightKnuckles: "Halp, pls halp me."

-Aaron: "Coza. Ban NK pleaes. Ban eveyrbody exept me and gve me back my mod powes. I swer ths time I wno't power abuse, you can trutt me."

-Coza: "Aaron. I'm trying to be a nice by not judging your perception capacity, but can't you see I'm a little a busy right now?"

-Aaron: "I'm srry Coza, it won't hppen agen. I promse." But then Shirou attacked Coza from behind while he was distracted with Aaron.

-Coza: "OI!" He said as he blocked the attack but the impact generated a massive explosion. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!


Episode 29: Hurricane Burst vs Solar Bomb! Wind vs Gas! The child of... Fuck it! You know what I mean, this is going to be a battle of farts.
Spoiler:
Both participants were standing infront of each other. Their bodies are covered in scratches, wounds, cuts, blood, sweat, shit, menstruation, boogers, saliva, diarrhea, etc, etc, etc. They had difficulties to breathe, their legs were weak, they were about to pass out. The reason is because it's been 4 days since the last time they watched hentai. Yes this battle lasted 4 days.

-Coza: "Heh. Not bad kid, but this ends here! I will use my ultimate attack! But there's not much to say." Coza started to write a detailed explanation of his attack.

-Shirou: "CRAP! I will have to stop him before he can finish his attack!!" Shirou dashed at his maximum speed toward Coza.

-Pok: "Shit fast." 1000000000000 hours later.

-MarkoPolo: "Amazing! Participant Shirou has run 0.0001 meters! Meanwhile Participant Coza has finished the first paragraph of his attack.

-Death: "The speed..... It burns."

-Exos: "Worms?"

-Death: "Sure." Then Jad walked in, so they started to play Worms.

-Coza: "Must write faster!"

-Shirou: "Must run faster!"

-Shinuki: "Shirou-kun NO! If you run faster than your maximum speed, you will..." After some years, both participants' attacks finally clashed sending them against a wall.

-Shirou: "You are lucky, if I dashed faster from the beginning I would have stopped your attack. Next time you won't be so lucky and I will defeat you!"

-Coza: "Goddamnit Shirou, go fuck yourself. You will nevererererer defeat me."

-Shirou: "I know your secrets!"

-Coza: "Uwotm8!?!"

-Shirou: "I stalk your skype conversations!!"

-Death: "I thought you didn't have skype."

-Shirou: "Lol not again."

-Death: "Yes, yes again."

-Shirou: "Lol not again."

-Death: "Explain me again! I demand you to explain!"

-Shirou: "Lol not again."

-Death: "..."

-Shirou: "Lol not again."

-Death: "Touhou?"

-Shirou: "YES!!!"

-Death: "HA!"

-Shirou: "Lol not again."

-Death: "Fuck you."

-Shirou: "Lol not again."

-Death: "¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿" Coza dashed toward Shirou covering his fists in fire and launched a strong punch but his opponent was too fast for him so he easily dodged the attack.

-Shirou: "I know I will win because I'm better than you."

-Coza: "Shirou. Get off your high horse!" Coza continued attacking.

-Shirou: "No you." Shirou dodged and attacked Coza who rapidly blocked his attacks.

-Exos: "U suuuuuuk."

-Coza: "Yes Shirou, u suuuuk."

-Exos: "U suuuuk 2."

-Coza: "I-I can prove you are wrong!"

-Exos: "No."

-Coza: "I have improved my abilities!"

-Exos: "You are still weaker!"

-Coza: "I defeated you in my previous match~"

-Exos: "wydndbnsjdfsnmwsunsnujm."

-Coza: "... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...I can't argue against that..."

-Exos: "Win."

-Shirou: "KAZUN: WIND RELEASE!"

-Coza: "KASUL: SOLAR RELEASE!"

-Exos: "FUCKUN: FUCK YOU RELEASE!"

-Shirou: "You just ruined the moment..."

-Exos: "No, I made it better."

-Coza: "This ends here!" Coza jumped toward Shirou and launched a strong punch at his face so he reacted placing his hands infront of his face to block the attack but Coza stopped his attack and kicked Shirou's stomach, he blocked the kick with his knee then he jumped above Coza and slammed down the heel of his foot on his head, Coza rapidly placed both hands above his head catching Shirou's foot and slammed him on the ground but before he reached the ground he swung his foot releasing himself landing infront of Coza and launched a fast punch toward his ribs, Coza kicked Shirou's hand away and used the same leg to kick Shirou's face but he sneaked under Coza's leg and punched him in the stomach sending him high in the sky. While falling Coza extended his right fist forward and boosted himself by shooting fire from his feet, Shirou instead of moving away boosted himself upward using wind and extended his right fist forward too. Both participant ended up punching each other in the face, the impact generated a massive wave which destroyed everything around them. Coza and Shirou fell on the ground, both unable to get up."

-Jad: "Is it...... double K.O....?"


Episode 30: Something fishy going on here.
Spoiler:
Both participants got up.

-Coza: "Not bad, kid."

-Shirou: "I'm older than you."

-Coza: "Not bad, kid."

-Shirou: "You're an ass."

-Xari: "Where is Jad?"

-Shadix: "Whynde, Shinuki, Exos and Death disappeared too."

-Coza: "Fivesome." Then a bullet impacted Coza directly in his face.

-Shirou: "Wind Thief Interruption!" Shirou kicked Coza's leg making him fall flat on his face, but then he rapidly got up, took off his clothes and slammed his pelvis on Shirou's chest who rapidly moved away and stabbed Coza's belly button with a pocket knife.

-Coza: "AAHhhhhh~"

-Shirou: "Your lucky I didn't strike one of your points of death or else you would be dead right now."

-Coza: "Ur a fagit."

-Shirou: "I will finish you now!" Shirou rapidly charged at Coza and launched a strong punch toward his face but his opponent didn't move and took the attack, he didn't show any sign of pain.

-Coza: "Is that everything you've got?"

-Shirou: "Damnit Velock, you made his face resistant."

-Coza: "No, Shirou. It's pure confidence, because I see it now. My victory."

-Shirou: "Huh?"

-Coza: "This ends here!" Suddenly a black fog started to cover the stadium.

-Shirou: "What is this??" Then the black fog became pink. "Wait a second... This is...!"

-Coza: "Shishishishi."

-Shirou: "No..... Noooo!! Don't YOU DARE!" Coza started to transform, now he looks exactly like Amy Rose.

-AmyTheRosehog: "Hi Shirou~"

-Shirou: "GET AWAY!!!" Coza slowly walked toward Shirou.

-AmyTheRosehog: "Shirou bby."

-Shirou: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then suddenly he heard a voice. He saw Sonic The Hedgehog with a long asian white beard and really big white eyebrows.

-Sonic: "Shirou-San, you have to block your emotions. If you allow him to hurt your feelings then all your efforts will be in vain! Gotta go fast." He disappeared.

-Shirou: "Why Sonic? Why not Reimu? :3 :3 :3"

-AmyTheRosehog: "I'm here 4 u bby."

-Shirou: "Begone!"

-Bewbz7678: "Yikes! The amount of power is enough to destroy the universe! And more!"

-BewbzWithAnAfro: "Don't worry, we have enough money to buy another universe. Next year we will make a better tournament."

-Exos: "Next year I will fucking kill you!!"

-MutedBewbz: "What are you doing here?? No one has permission to enter our room!"

-Exos: "Look, fucking Bewbz. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PERMISSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON." Suddenly an explosion destroyed the VIP room. The Bewbz started to run away from Exos.

-Death: "Do you think we are stupid? I know there's something fishy going on this tournament."

-NakedBewbz: "What do you mean??"

-Whynde: "Don't play dumb, because with Coza it's enough."

-Exos: "And Pok, and SH. Hey look he is hereee." Exos started to clean the room. He lifted the ruins of the room and found a fish trapped inside a bird cage. "Why did you do that??"

-Jad: "Poor fish."

-Shinuki: "You will pay for this!"

-Exos, Whynde, Shinuki, Jad and Death at the same time: "We will save this fish!!!"  And booooooooom! Another explosion which destroyed the whole stadium including the fish, most of the Bewbz, the cleaning ladies and the concierge.

-Jad: "Now take us to your boss!"

-BossBewbz29: "Please! Don't hurt me!!"

-Whynde: "Not him. The boss of the bosses."

-BigBossBewbz5: "You can kill me if you want but please don't hurt my family!!"

-Death: "No. The one who is above."

-BiggerBossBewbz99: "You can kill my family if you want but please don't hurt me!!!"

-Shinuki: "This is like gonna take a while."

-BiggestBossBewbz: "Get out." Meanwhile Coza and Shirou continued fighting.

-Shirou: "Begone!"

AmyTheRosehog: "You already said that... Umm... Bby Shirou~" Shirou dashes toward Coza and strongly slammed his palm on his opponent's forehead making him go back to normal.

-Coza: "Fagit!"

-MarkoPolo: "Both fighters aren't giving up but it looks like they can't continue fighting!"

-Bewbz87: "Stop! We already have enough energy! If you continue fighting we are all going to die!!!" Suddenly a hooded man was floating right above Coza and Shirou. The hooded man took off his hood revealing his identity

-Xari: "It can't be!"

-Shirou: "I knew something would happen."

-Conker: "My haaaandsss they are... soft.... uguuuu."

-Death: "What's that "D" on your forehead?"

-Exos: "That means he wants the dick."

-Coza: "No. He is................ Dylan."

-Jad: "That can't be good."

-Exos: "So he is the retarded wossy dude?" The spectators started to scream and run away.

-Dylan: "Tis tournymam was my plen, I sued my engy machino ting to absorb your enry evey combat. I controlled the fyts so the final woold be between Coza and teh other wossy."

-Jad: "So you disconnected my internet???"

-Death: "And you created that breeze which moved the bottle?!"

-Exos: "Bastard. Hao daryu yu!"

-Dylan: "I did it so I culd finely fyt Coza! FYT ME U WOSSY! I WILL DEFET U WIT MY EPIC AWESOME METAL CHAOS GALAXY UNIVERSE PENIS CLITORIS DRAGOON!! *THROWS BEY AT U.*" Dylan pulled out a beyblade launcher, but it was better than any other launcher. He proceed to launch his beyblade right toward Coza's forehead knocking him out.

-Shirou: "Coza! No!!!! Damnit! Super Crimson Moon Destroyer Ultimate Edition!"


Episode 31: Paraody Spirit.
Spoiler:
Shirou launched his attack toward Dylan. Everything exploded but Dylan was completely unharmed.

-Shirou: "WHAT?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!" Then someone appeared infront of Dylan.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "It's no use, we have absorbed all the energy generated during the fights of this tournament."

-Shirou: "I knew you were involved in this too!"

-Conker: "Oh no! Coza is dead!"

-Coza: "I'm ok."

-Conker: "But how?"

-Death: "He is immune to everything except glass."

-Coza: "Aye."

-Jad: "Why are you doing this?"

-Exos: "Is it because Shadix is black?" But then a bullet impacted him.

-Death: "That's..." Someone else was with Dylan and YFR. It was............................................................ The Sniper!!!

-Exos: "Shit, we are screwed now."

-Tacohombre:

-NightKnuckles: "Halp pls halp us."

-Shirou: "Why do you want that energy?"

-Dylan: "I wnt to fyt tht wossy thre!" He pointed at Coza.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "With this energy, we are going to revive the lord of X."

-Conker: "Are you insaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "I will control it and with that power I'm going to become the ruler of everything."

-Dylan: "Yeh and I wll fyt cza wossy!"

-Coza: "Leave me alone damnit!"

-Dylan: "I wn't acsep ur wossyness!"

-Coza: "..."

-Dylan: "o3o"

-Coza: "Nope.... Nopenopenope! I'm done." Coza tried to nope away but a barrier was covering the area.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "You can't escape, all of you are going to be destroyed!!"

-Shirou: "I won't let you do that! Demonic Hurricane Smash!" Shirou dashed toward YFR while charging wind energy on his fists but Dylan launched his bey toward Shirou's hand. The strength of the attack paralyzed Shirou's hands.

-Shinuki: "Shirou-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!" Dylan pointed at Coza while getting ready to throw his bey at him again.

-Killian: "MYAAAAH! I don't care if Coza dies but I will protect him anyway!" Killian appeared infront of Coza to protect him from the attack.

-Aaron: "Quick! Giv me my mod powrs back."

-Coza: "K." Coza launched a bright cyan energy ball toward Aaron which got inside him and gave him back his mod powers.

-Aaron: "Exclletn." Aaron created a really OPed sword called Way To The Dawn.

-Tailslash: "I'm here."

-Coza: "Goddamnit!" Aaron dashed toward the Sniper and slashed him dealing 99999999 dmg, but the Sniper wasn't hurt.

-Aaron: "Tht's godmod! You cn't be unharmde because I usd the most powerfol keyblade!"

-Exos: "You are a moron."

-Aaron: "Shut it Exos! I have perfct grades in school!"

-Exos: "No. You shut up, you piece of radio shit."

-Aaron: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'M NOT A FUCKING RADIO!!!! I WILL BAN YOU BECAUSE YOU BROKE THE RULES BY BEIGN DISRESPECRFUL!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "They will end up destroying each other. Whatever we don't have time for this shit." YFR, Dylan and the Sniper went to different places around the planet because they need to activate 3 machines to revive the lord of the X.

-Pok: "What we now!"

-Coza: "We are going to make 3 groups."

-Exos: "..."

-Coza: "I will choose the groups!" Everybody was standing infront of Coza waiting to form the groups. "The first group will be called group S. The members are: Shirou, Conker, Shinuki, Tacohombre, Jad, Xari and Bruce. The leader of the group is Shirou. The second group will be called group E. The members are: Exos, Derek, CS, CS's Ass, Marko Polo, NK and Shadix. The leader is Exos. And the members of the last group are: Me, Whynde, Pok, Aaron, TS, Shade and Killian. I'm the leader and our group will be called group X! Any question?"

-Death: "Yes. Why group X? Your name starts with a C not a X."

-Shirou: "Lol. SEX."

-Death: "?"

-Whynde: "Seriously Coza. Out of everybody here you chose the most stupid members as the leaders."

-Shirou: "Hey!"

-Coza: "YOLO. Now GO! GO! GO!" The 3 groups splitted up so they could follow the 3 enemies.


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Re: Paraody. Tournament of Lqls.

Post by Death Rebel on Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:09 am

Paraody Teams:




Episode 32: The title of this episode doesn't exist.
Spoiler:
-Taislash: "So who are we following?"

-Coza: "I dunno, lel."

-Whynde: "..."

-Shade: "I hope we aren't going to the opposite direction. I will call my friends at Capcom, they will help us."

-Whynde: "You mean Crapcom?"

-Shade: "NIGGA! DON'T FUCKING CALL NIGGA CAPCOM NIGGA CRAPCOM! GOT IT NIGGA?"

-Whynde: "No."

-Shade: "NIGGA. DON'T NIGGA "NO." ME I WILL FUCKING NIGGA KILL YOU."

-Pok: "I kindly to request you to stop yelling. We have to work together in order to stop the current menace."

-Whynde: "o.o"

-Pok: "What?"

-Shade: "HOLY SHIT DIS NIGGA CAN NIGGA TALK PROPERLY NOW. NIGGA."

-Pok: "What are you talking about? Shade. I-" But before he could finish he dropped his Ipod. "No Ipod broke dad!"

-Aaron: "Cza mute Pok plese. My head hrts cuz of his horble spellign, unmte him whn he learns to tak properly. Liek me."

-Whynde: "No! I dropped my Ipod. I hope it did not break or else my dad is going to kill me.* That's what he wanted to say I think."

-Pok: "Whynde! I not help!"

-Whynde: "You can help by staying silent for the next 5 years." He said jokingly. But then a bullet impacted him.

-Coza: "SHIT!" Everybody turned around just to see the Sniper hiding inside a building.

-Tacohombre:

-Coza: "Everybody! Quick! Go hide behind Killian! He is the fortress." But then another bullet impacted Coza right between his eyes. Suddenly Dylan appeared infront of the Sniper.

-Dylan: "Go ahed wossy, i wll taek caer of ths wossy." Dylan turns around and stares at Coza deeply. "i chalange your Bey lets go dude! *throws bey at u*"

-Coza: "HOLD YO TITS M8!"

-Dylan: "U wossy! T_T o3o O_O'" Meanwhile...

-Shirou: "We have to hurry up!"

-Shinuki: "Asdsadas Prassodia asdsadas Megane asdsadas Desu-chan asdsadas HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEBRBRBRB."

-Shirou: "Hmm. Bruce didn't have any dialogue in Paraody." Suddenly he could feel someone punching him in the face. "Ouch. What the fuck?" Meanwhile...

-Death: "Why did we stop running?"

-Exos: "I have to fix the 4th wall again..."

-Shadix: "Shirou?"

-Death: "Shirou."

-MarkoPolo: "DX?"

-Exos: "Fagit." Then suddenly a bullet impacted Exos in the ass cheek.

-NightKnuckles: "Halp! Pls halp us! We need haaaaaalp pls. Haaa-" But before he could he finish he felt 69 bullets impacting him. "AGH!! Haaaaalllllllllppppppppppppppp!!!!!" Meanwhile.

-Shirou: "Well it looks like Coza will be facing the wossy dude and Exos will fight the Sniper."

-Xari: "How do you know that?"

-Shirou: "I read it." The Exos launched a bomb toward Shirou. Yes even if they are kilometers away from each other. Shirou instead of running away dashed directly into the bomb which exploded in his face. "Agh!" Suddenly someone appeared behind Shirou and kicked his ribs. "AHHHHHH!!" He turned around to check who attacked him. It was YFR.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "I didn't hit you. You don't have any proof!"

-Conker: "Jonneh."

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Michael." They stared at each other. Meanwhile... Exos dashed toward the Sniper and launched a strong punch into his face, then quickly charged energy and punched him again even harder.

-ChaosShadow: "You can do it Exos!" But before Exos could finish the combo the Sniper smashed his face on Exos's fist, making it the 3rd punch so all the damage dealt is nullified.

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "Clever bastard."

-Death: "Damn! We have to do something! Like stay here and watch them fight."

-MarkoPolo: "Best plan ever. Count me in!"

-Exos: "Bastards." Meanwhile... Dylan was launching a barrage of *throws bey at u* toward Coza.

-Coza: "Aghhhhhhhhh!"

-Killian: "Bullshit Sword of Black Darkness!!" Killian pulled out his sword and dashed toward Dylan but his opponent has a beyblade launcher which is better than any other launcher and fired a bey toward Killian's sword breaking it in half.

-Pok: "Quick we Killian!"

-Shade: "Ew?"

-Killian: "At least I got laid." He said while punching Dylan who easily dodged every attack.

-Aaron: "Godmod!"

-Dylan: "Vary funny." Meanwhile... Exos continued attacking the Sniper who was still unharmed.

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "You fool! Stop punching him 3 times!"

-Exos: "Shaddap! I know what I'm doing." But then the Sniper started to shoot Exos leaving him unable to move.

-MarkoPolo: "Don't worry! I know what I have to do." Marko Polo sat on Exos's head and summoned ><> and <><. Marko Polo is ready to fight.


Episode 33: Paraody Wars.
Spoiler:
Marko Polo dashed toward the Sniper while holding ><> and <>< but the Sniper rapidly shot him in the head making his top hat fall off and thus ><> and <>< disappeared.

-MarkoPolo: "Oh no! My hat is my weakspot. Bluuuurgh." He fell on the ground, coughing blood.

-Death: "My hat is my weakspot too even though I don't have one." Meanwhile...

-Coza: "Just stop and leave me alone!"

-Dylan: "Nevr i wil nevr forgavi u for waht u did." Dylan was having a flashback.

-----Flashback------

-Dylan: "Fyt me u wossy! *throws bey at u* i admir u."

-Coza: "No."

-Dylan: "I wl nevr forgavi u wossy!"

------End of the flashback-------

-Dylan: "Nw i wll..." Suddenly he felt pain. "Y do my faec hurt?"

-Coza: "I punched you during the flashback, lel."

-Dylan: "WHT?!?!"

-Whynde: "Coza, you are an idiot."

-Killian: "You are the most stupid person in the planet."

-Whynde: "Everyone knows you can't attack your opponent during a flashback, that's against the rules."

-Aaron: "Even I know that rule."

-Coza: ";n;"

-Dylan: "Im ur opasid, im electric and water, electric is the opasid of fire."

-Coza: "Coo~"

-Tailslash: "Coza, let's play Uprising." Tailslash started to fire a lot of Halo videos toward Dylan.

-Dylan: "Sadx moding!" Dylan summoned sonic and made him have shadow shoes and amy's vagina, then threw it, her, him, whatever toward TS's making both explode but only TS was damaged.

-Tailslash: "Ouch." Killian dashed toward Dylan.

-Killian: "MYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" He screamed making Dylan deaf for 3 seconds.

-Dylan: "Im now upset now in RL." Then he rapidly launched his bey at Killian sending him against a wall.

-Wall: "Stop throwing your shit at me, bastards." But then Dylan launched another bey toward the wall destroying it.

-Coza: "NOOOOOOO!!! That wall was my friend!!!" Coza's power was increasing massively. Meanwhile...

-YourFavouriteRanter: "What's the difference between a donkey's ass and your face? The donkey, harharhar."

-Shinuki: "Fagit! How dare you insult my donkey?! I will kill you and when you die I will murder you."

-YourFavouriteRanter: "But if you kill me, you will murder me."

-Shinuki: "That makes like no sense and I hate you even though I barely know you, grrr."

-Shirou: "I'm a lv330 Hedgehog, as the strongest hedgehog of SZ... I'm going to defeat you!!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "That's equivalent to level 10 in SA2!!"

-Shirou: "Damn!!! Conker! Use your weed to power-up!"

-Conker: "No way man! I don't smoke weed anymore, man!" He said as he was smoking weed.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "You broke the weed rule, Conker will ban you."

-Conker: "Nuuuooooooohhhh." He was so high and confused he fired a Ban Cannon at his own face knocking himself out.

-Xari: "Oh no!"

-YouFavouriteRanter: "Who are you?"

-Xari: "A person."

-Jad: "Conker! Are you ok?!"

-Conker: "I love you guuoooyoyyysssss...ysssssss"

-Shinuki: "He is being delirious! Wait... Wasn't he knocked out?"

-Shirou: "He IS knocked out."

-Jad: "We have to throw our shoes at him." Jad dashed toward shirou and picked him up.

-Shirou: "..." He was about to kick Jad's face but before he could, Jad launched him toward Conker making him regain consciousness. Unfortunately Shirou was badly damaged.

-Shinuki: "Don't worry! We can revive him with Touhou!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "He likes that shit?" After listening to YFR insulting Touhou like that, Shirou got up. His aura was getting bigger and colorful: Blue, Red, Yellow, White, Infrared, #695f00, Bacon, 4 and all other colors I haven't mentioned.

-Tacohombre:

-Shirou: "Unforgivable." He had a serious face, like seriously seriously serious. "That's unforgivablely unforgivable... I'm going to kill your existenceeeeeeeee!!!." Meanwhile...

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "I have a plan, but you all have to fol-" The Sniper stepped infront of Chaos Shadow pointing his weapon at him, but before he could shoot, Exos rushed toward him. The Sniper disappear so Exos tackled Chaos Shadow pinning him down, then he started to punch him in the face repeatedly to death.

-Exos: "Die!!! Die I said!"

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU IMBECILE! THAT'S NOT OUR ENEMY!"

-Exos: "I know." He continued punching Chaos Shadow's corpse.

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "Now I have to think a new plan, try to not kill anyone from our group."

-NightKnuckles: "Halp!! Pls halpppp!"

-Death: "I will help."

-NightKnuckles: "Fuck you. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" He generated a strong sound wave but the Sniper is undeterred, then he shoot NightKnuckles but before the bullet impacted him, Exos grabbed NightKnuckles and used him as a baseball bat to hit the bullet toward the Sniper's hand making him drop his weapon.

-MarkoPolo: "Amazing! Participant Exos managed to save his partner's life by using him as a baseball bat to counter participant Sniper's attack!!" Unfortunately this was the Sniper's plan all along, NightKnuckles died.

-Exos: "You're fired!" He dashed toward the Sniper as he pulled out a cannon, but before he could shove the Sniper inside the cannon, he shoot Exos in the face making him drop the cannon which exploded sending Exos away.

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "Don't attack him unless I say so! Wait until I think a strategy."

-Exos: "Your strategy sucks."

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "Bu-"

-Exos: "Suuuuuuuuuuuuucks." He tried to attack the Sniper again, but he always dodged after the 3rd attack making all the damage null.

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "I don't get it. If he can dodge whenever he wants, why doesn't he just dodge every attack instead of allowing him attack 3 times before doing so?"

-Death: "Because he wants to destroy his ego."

-Exos: "My ego is indestructibleeybunosona whatever is spelled!" He shouted angrily as he threw a roadroller at Death.

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "Oh my fucking god! Stop killing or group membeeeeersssssssss!!!" But then Death appeared infront of the Sniper and punched him in the back of the head.

-Death: "Back."

-MarkoPolo: "Front."

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "Lef- Wait what did just happen." He scratched his cheek.

-Death: "This was our plan, Exos would act as if he wanted to kill me so I faked my death to distract the Sniper and attack him."

-Exos: "Yeaaaah... Our plan... Definitely..."

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "So CS and NK are alive too?"

-Death: "..."

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "..."

-Death: "..."

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "..."

-Death: "=)"

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "¬¬"

-Death: "=("

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "=("

-MarkoPolo: "><>"

-Exos: "Shut up." But this was part of the Sniper's plan, he pulled out his weapon and got in a position where Chaos Shadow's Ass, Marko Polo and Death would be aligned.

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "Oh crap!" A loud shot noise was heard.


Episode 34: The battle for yomotha
Spoiler:
A bullet impacted the Sniper's hand making him drop his weapon. Death turned around and saw the spider he saved long ago holding a gun. The spider raised his thumb, Death raised his thumb, Exos raised his middle finger.

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "Ok, I have a plan."

-Death: "Actually I can beat the sniper, YFR and wossy dude but I don't do it becaue that would be boring."

-Exos: "Actually I will kick your fucking skull vrwuvhssuvbsvsvnsvlunaicn."

-Shadix: "._>" Meanwhile...

-YourFavouriteRanter: "What's the difference between a lolicon and a pedophile? The donkey, harharhar."

-Shirou: "Kill him! Enraged Wind Dust!" Shirou dashed toward YFR. "Illusion Spin Donut!" And started to run around him to distract him so Jad and Xari would use their duet combo attack, but YFR kicked Shirou away.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Hahahaha, they love each otheeer."

-Bruce: "Shut up."

-Shinuki: "He speaks!"

-Tacohombre:

-Shinuki: "He speaks!" YourFavouriteRanter launched a cup with the picture of SA2's owner showing his left nipple at Conker but Bruce stepped infront of him to protect him. The impact sent Bruce flying knocking him out.

-Conker: "I don't get it, who would make you a moderator in his game."

-YourFavouriteRanter: "No one wanted to do it, besides they needed help with SA3.54369dickvaginaassfart."

-Conker: "We use V's, V's are cooler! That's why your game is trash."

-YourFavouriteRanter: "I won't let you talk about my home like that, you don't know anything about it."

-Conker: "TRAAAAAAASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Conker jumped at YFR and tried to kick him in the shoulder but he easily dodged. Sunddenly a pink lizard appeared behind Conker and ate his left asscheek.

-Conker: "Owiee! What?! Lol, grr!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "That's the attack of the pink lizard who never ate an asscheek before! Since you don't have your left asscheek you won't be able to fly!"

-Conker: "I don't get it! Ban Cannon!!" He fired a purple blast at YFR but it didn't hurt him.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "There's no rule against people making pink lizard eat others' asscheeks!"

-Conker: "I will make it a rule then!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "You can't prove it was me! It could be anyone's lizard!"

-Conker: "You admitted it was yours!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Exactly!"

-Conker: "¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿" YFR appeared infront of Conker and started to beat the shit out of him while Jad and Xari's song was being ignored so they stopped singing. Since YFR was distracted killing Conker, Jad called Shirou, Xari, SH and Tacohombre to tell them his plan.

-Shirou: "I like your idea Jad." Meanwhile...

-Coza: "I will crush youuuuu!!!~~~~¿¿" Coza aced Dylan leaving him heavily wounded.

-Dylan: "it hurst but i will shos u my gardian Dragoon starlit and fuck you i have beybalde! how u become a balder?"

-Coza: "Magic."

-Dylan: "ur bey came to u!" His bey came to Coza badly damaging him.

-Killian: "I have a plan! We use Pok and TS as decoy, then Dylan will die out of laughter at Pok's tiny horn."

-Coza: "That won't work because Dylan has a ti-" But before he could finish Dylan launched his bey at him.

-Pok: "Killian keep my annoying!" He grabbed his Ipod. "I will never success at anything... I don't draw well..." Pok's emoness pissed Coza off so he punched Pok sending him toward Dylan's legs making him fall on the ground. Meanwhile...

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "Did you understand my plan?"

-Exos: "You never told us your plan."

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "I did it off-screen."

-Exos: "I wasn't there."

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "I don't care, just follow my orders."

-Death: "Yes, I want to order a pizza."

-Exos: "You aren't my boss!" He slammed a door on Chaos Shadow's Ass's face. The Sniper was about to shoot them while they were distracted but Shadix stole his weapon

-Death: "It's time to!"

-Exos: "Above the clouds(fu) combination." Both of them pointed at the Sniper at the same time.

-Exos and Death: "Ok!" The power of 2 ok's combined forced the Sniper to harshly fuck itself during an infinite loop, then MP who was tapdancing with his army of zetsus on Chaos Shadow's Ass's head launched a full charged tomatosengan at the Sniper trapping him in the Tomato Realm. Chaos Shadow's Ass smiled.

-ChaosShadow'sAss: "All according to my plan."

-Exos: "Still sucks." Suddenly a bullet impacted him.

-Death: "Impossible! There's no way to escape from that!"

-Exos: "He didn't escape, the Sniper's shoots can reach us from anywhere."

-Death: "Ah well.... So... move on to help the others?"

-Exos: "Hahahahahahahahaah! So... Due?"

-Death: "Ta due?"

-MarkoPolo: "Sure." Then they started to play RPS. Meanwhile...

-Coza: "Come at me bro m8, 3sexy6u!" His nipples started to get erect. "Twin Lance Divider!" And stabbed the wossy with his nipples.

-Dylan: "GROSSE TITS! Motherfucker." Coza took off his clothes and naked kicked him in the face. "Put on some cloht on damn it burns!" His nakedness burned his eyes

-Aaron: "So his wekness is Czoa's nakedness."

-Whynde: "Anyone's weakness is Coza's nakedness."

-Dylan: "I wun't hold beck." He pulled out a bey.... But it was made of glass!!

-Coza: "Oh shit s0n calm your tits."

-Dylan: "Too late." He launched his bey at Coza but before it reached him someone got in the way and got hit by the bey. Blood spurting from the wound.


Episode 35: The morons' Last Stand.
Spoiler:
Coza was absolutely shocked by what just happened.

-Coza: "Why... Why did you do it?! WHY?!"

-Bewbz1: "Because Dylan is stupid and I hate him... You guys are funnier."

-Dylan: "Tretor! You betryed me procasy T-T" Coza stared deeply into Bewbz1's eyes.

-Coza: "I promise I will avenge your death."

-Bewbz1: "The fuck are you talking about? You are the only one who is weak against glass." The bey made of glass was destroyed when it impacted Bewbz1.

-Coza: "Oh yey, let's party." He pulled out streamers and confetti, then threw it all at Bewbz1.

-Bewbz1: "NOOOOOOOOO! I'm allergic to streamers and confetti!!!!!!" BOOOM!!!! He exploded. Everyone was speechless.

-Coza: "I WILL AVENGE YOUUUUU!" He started to charge fire on his feet and rapidly rushed toward Dylan, who was about to pull out another bey. Coza stepped infront of his opponent before he could place his bey on the launcher and slapped his hand making him drop the bey, then he destroyed the bey with his toe.

-Dylan: "Eh! dont get me angery if i wher u." Coza aced the wossy. "im ur opasid so u cnt damge me." Dylan then dashed toward Aaron as he pulls out a water claw made of thunder and slashed Aaron's face, then Aaron reported Dylan to Whynde for being disrespectful but he didn't give a flying fuck. Meanwhile Killian was screaming he was getting robbed to distract the wossy so Whynde could launch his grandma at Dylan's arm making him drop the bey launcher, then pok, TS and shade pushed Aaron making him fall on the launcher destroying it completely.

-Killian: "Heh! My plan worked."

-Whynde: "Bullshit, it was my plan! Everyone was here when I told them my plan off-screen."

-Killian: "It was me disguised as you."

-Shade: "The bullshit of this nigga knows no limit."

-Dylan: "Thets not all me powir! My finel attak!" He pulled out a pump

-Coza: "Uh... wossy...?" Dylan then appeared behind Aaron and connected the pump to his ass.

-Aaron: "AGH!!"

-Coza: "No... Wossy, wossy... Don't! Dylan! Don't you dare!!!" The wossy started to inflate Aaron and masterbate to it making his power increase massively.

-Whynde: "AAAGHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!"

-Shade: "NIGGA!!! MY NIGGA EYES!!!"

-Coza: "OH GOD WHY!!!!" Meanwhile...

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Touhou sucks! It's shit! It's disgusting! What's the difference between Touhou and shit? the donkey! hahahaha!"

-Shirou: "Ignoring you now."

-YourFavouriteRanter: "If I was a little girl you wouldn't ignore me."

-Shirou: "Lolok."

-Shinuki: "This is bad, if he continues pissing bro off, he won't be able to hold his anger and the plan won't work! What can we do?!" He looked at Jad who was silently analysing. Conker was firing more Ban Cannons at YFR but he continued using loopholes in the rules to avoid getting banned.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Nigga stole our sprites! Give us back our sprites." YFR started to vomit pink acid toward Conker almost killing him.

-Shirou: "CONKEROOOOOOOO!!!"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Touhou is lame." Shirou's rage was finally released and he charged at YFR.

-Shirou: "Perfect Frames Per Second Sync!!!" Shirou's speed surpassed the limits, his FPS are now at the same level of the owner of a server... or even more.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "You fool! That only makes your movements more predictable!" But suddenly a lot of cuts appeared in YFR's body, also Shirou is now meters away from him all of sudden. "WHAT?!"

-Jad: "Impressive, he can switch between the highest speed and lag at will." YFR fired a laser from his toes toward Shirou, but it didn't seem to hurt him. Suddenly he disappeared and appeared infront of YFR and started to launch a barrage of punches, kicks, cuts, slaps, bites, pinches, hair pulling and wet willy heavily wounding him.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Fuck your Touhou."

-Shirou: "Final Heart Destroyer!" He was about to deal the final blow by stabbing YFR in the heart but he managed to predict the attack and punched Shirou in the ass sending him away.

-Shinuki: "Bro!! Grrrrr!" He dashed toward YFR and kicked him in the eyes, but then he grabbed SH by the neck.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "I'm tired of this stupid game... It's time to start the slaughtering!" He was about to crush SH's neck but suddenly Tacohombre grew legs, arms, a neck and even a torso. Then a mounstrous voice was heard in the whole planet.

-Tacohombre: "STOP!"

-Shirou: "O_O"

-Coza: "O_O"

-Exos: "O_O"

-Whynde: "O_O"

-Conker: "O_O"

-Death: "O_O"

-Jad: "O_O"

-Shinuki: "O_O"

-ChaosShadowAss: "O_O"

-Killian: "O_O"

-Pok: "O_O"

-MarkoPolo: "O_O"

-Aaron: "O_O"

-Xari: "O_O"

-Shadix: "O_O"

-Tailslash: "O_O"

-Shade: "O_O"

-YourFavouriteRanter: "O_O"

-Dylan: "O_O"

-TheSniper: "O_O"

-Bewbz69: "O_O"

-Yomotha: "O_O" A giant cloud appeared above YFR and it started to rain infinite tacos dealing massive damage, then Jad dashed toward YFR to save SH but he managed to get out of the tacos rain and kicked Jad away. The tacos destroyed YFR's face so now his skull is visible. Tacohombre passed out and transformed back into a taco with eyes.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "This stupid game ends here!" He snapped SH's neck and dropped the corpse on the ground.

-Shirou: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shirou dashed toward YFR while charging energy on his fist. "Storm Skull Annihilatoooor!!" Unfortunately YFR somehow managed to predict Shirou's attacked so he counter-attcked but right before reaching him Shirou jumped above YFR revealing SH who was behind him and then launched a full charged asdsadasda toward YFR paralyzing him

-YourFavouriteRanter: "B-but, I killed you!"

-Shirou: "It was a decoy created by Jad! When Shinuki kicked you in the eyes, Jad rapidly dashed there and replaced him with the decoy and since you had your eyes closed because the kick, you didn't notice!!" Conker ran toward Shirou and both of them started to charge a lot of energy.

-Shirou and Conker: "Double Kawaii Loli Fantasy!!!" They used to power of the lolis in a full charged blast launched toward YFR.


Episode 36: Retarded Tournament is over
Spoiler:
YFR couldn't dodge the blast and recieved the whole attack.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "What the fuck is this gay pedo shit, agh!" He fell on the ground writting in pain. Conker died due to the loli overdose of his own attack.

-Shirou: "NOOOOOOO!!!! I will avenge him!" Meanwhile...

-Dylan: "U wossy, tis wat u get for not listening ot procasy t-t" Whynde contradicted Dylan in every way possible making him lose concentration and release Aaron.

-Coza: "It's my only chance!" Coza pulled out a carpet to increase his fetish powerlevel while breakdancing on the ceiling to reach higher limits, then he used the admin power-up so he can see Dylan's IP level and ban all his attacks, later he ate a sosidge rollz and took of his clothes. "Hyper LEL 10/10 Solar Faaaaart" He turned around and launched a solar fart beyond the limits of farts toward Dylan disintegrating his skin.

-Dylan: "Vary fany, ur not teh real coza, ur immature T_T" Dylan, pulled out more pumps and connected them to Coza, Pok, Shade and TS and started to inflate them. Whynde managed to dodge, Killian tied himself up to fake getting robbed so Dylan ignored him and Aaron was nowhere to be found...

-Whynde: "Silly, silly! I created this plan with Jad's help!" Suddenly a massive shadow was seen where Dylan, Coza, Pok, Shade and TS are at. "Land Destroyer!" It was Aaron who was falling on them since he was inflated he went to the sky so when Dylan released Aaron he simply fell on the ground crushing everyone, even teammates... Though only Dylan was defeated.

-Coza: "Owie... At least that attack pushed out all that extra air, good thing we won't see Dylan again and his inflation stuff..."

-Tailslash: "Let's go help the others!" He dashed to a cliff and fell into the void.

-Coza: "Kay." He and the others dashed to where YFR and team S are fighting at. Meanwhile...

-MarkoPolo: "This is bad..."

-Exos: "Fuckfuckfuckfuuuuuuuck."

-Death: "Do you have any threes?"

-Exos: "3 doesn't exiiiiist." Exos got pissed off and threw the cards and the whole board at MP, CS's ass, Shadix, Death and the spider. Meanwhile... Omg too much meanwhilessssssesdshkdjnskmldklmdla.

-Shirou: "This is the end, give up and never come back." He said pointing at the bathroom.

-YourFavouriteRanter: "Do you think this is over? I still have an ace up my sleeve!" He pulled out a card that was hidden up his sleeve and ate it, then he exploded.

-Jad: "This is abnormal." Team E and team X saw the explosion while they were reaching the area.

-Coza: "What did just happen? a S4 match and I wasn't invited? If so then I will steal shirou's loli hentai collection and throw it in the toilet."

-Shirou: "Die pls." Suddenly a shadow appeared... YFR's secret weapon... Alec Matius! The creator of chatango! He had short hair and was wearing a black suit, he looked like a business man.

-Alec: "What the fuck is going on? Oh I see, you are the trolls who are invading the other chats and causing problems, aren't you?"

-Exos: "Who are you? WHO ARE YOU??" He said while punching Coza in the face.

-Alec: "I'm the creator of chatango, you can't trick me because I have all your IPs archived in my notepad!"

-SolarSannin: "Fuck! That means our tricks won't work on him!"

-Alec: "Super Chat Obliteration!" He destroyed SZ chat and even the site itself, damaging everyone.

-Shirou: "We have to stop him!" He dashed toward Alec but he quickly flagged Shirou, muting him for 15 minutes.

-Jad: "You do realise he is technically right? You were the ones messing around private chats."

-Coza: "Blame Shadix, always blame Shadix."

-Shadix: "._>" Killian, Whynde and MP dashed toward Alec attempting to attack him but he quickly fired the HTML5 version confusing them. Exos used the distraction and sneaked behind Alec to punch him in the neck making him fall forward, then Death made a parody about that and fired it at their enemy sending him away. MP drank Dr. Pepper and launched a tomatosengan toward Alec, blinding him, Killian placed a sword between his legs and slashed Alec's hand.

-Alec: "Oh my god, you guys are all crazy for the love of god this place must be eradicated." He started to focus and created a massive energy ball. "This is my ultimate Chat Wipe! I will code it so this chat can never be created anymore and also a full IP ban on all of you so you won't be able to create an account anymoreeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Exos: "Fucking shit, this is all your fault Cozaaaa!" He started to beat the shit out of Coza.

-Coza: "U wonna fyt m8? I'm tired of your shit Exos!" He counter-attacked all Exos's attacks and started to pelvic thrust toward him.

-Shirou: "Guys... Are you serious? Fighting in a moment like this??" He facepalms.

-Coza and Exos: "Shut up you pedo moron!!" Shirou got extremely pissed and started to attack them, then they all started to attack, bite, pinch, pull hair, spit, kick, headbutt, stab, shot, grenade, bazooka, etc, etc, etc on each other. The amount of randomness made Alec sick sending him to another universe.

-Jad: "We did it!!" The bewbz appeared infront of them.

-Bewbz89: "Thank you all! Our planet is finally free... But you are like really stupid and no one wants you around. GTFO." Then all the bewbz kicked everyone out of the planet.

-Coza: "Since Conker is dead, everything related to SZ was wiped out and superclasher betrayed me, I will found skyship! Now I'm the leader! Follow me!"

-Everyone: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They all ran away from Coza because they don't want him as leader.

-Coza: ";n;"..........................

What type of adventures will await our heroes? Will they survive? Will Coza finally finish a project? Will Death ever finish Paraody 1? Will Jad be more active on the chat? Will Killian be less annoying? Will Whynde be more happy about life? Will Exos ever pay the gym dues? Find out in: PARAODY 2!!! Coming soon to theaters, plane's bathroom and the dump.

-MysteriousShadow: "Hmm... Skyship, huh? This is going to be fun."

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